#brusbands

[rbsstuff]

Thor: Talk dirty to me~

Loki: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Thor: Wha-

Loki: The economy is in shambles.

[theangrykimchi]

God Loki and his God bodyguard slash brusband

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Fixing the finale one low effort edit at a time

[thorkissed]

Thor : *looking in the mirror* Greetings, Prince Thor! *pulls out a flower* Will you be my brother-in-law?

Loki : What the -

Loki : Did you just propose to yourself? For me?

Thor : Well, someone had to do it.

Thor : *squeezes Loki into a hug* Congratulations, my brother! Prince Thor says'YES'.I'm so proud of you.

[rbsstuff]

Loki : Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Thor : My record is four, but I think I can do it.

[rbsstuff]

I will sink with thorki all the way down to the bottom of the Atlantic

Yesss same bestie real ones will always stick with their favourite ships

I was into thorki when the first Thor movie came out but then lost interest.

then came out Thor Ragnarok and so did my interest and insurmountable obsession with them

[rbsstuff]

Ho ho ho ho it's not even nearly close to Christmas but oh well

Anyways

Here's a Thorki smut with a sprinkle of Christmasy vibes.

It took me three weeks to write this because i am stupid (I fractured my ankle and tore the ligament)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Honorary tags mentions: Crossdressing kink, grumpy Thor, oh and he's jealous for no reason

Excerpt:

"Let's go home; we can do things, you know," Thor says in the last part with a saucy wink.

"Wow, you are so romantic."

“Let me take you home. We'll have our own party there, preferably you under the Christmas tree,"—a dramatic pause—"naked."

A woman close by lets out a loud gasp, which causes Loki to splutter and apologise, rationalising Thor's recklessness.

“Thor!”

“Yes baby?” Thor exhales as his hand skates down to Loki's ass, his palm gripping his asscheeks.

[xmads-omensx]

Fine

Fuck not the brusbands

[molten-genius]

brusband

i find it funny how those who are for polygamy generally have multiple wives to one husband, but never really multiple husbands to one wife. its just amusing to me, plus if i was that wife with multiple husbands, i would make them call each other brusbands because lets just all admit, that would be really cool.