Canon BSD Akatsuki Anthology Fyozai Convo Snips (Ft Francis & Ango)
Dazai, cheeky: "Nice cafe, huh?"
("you come here often?" vibes)
Fyodor, creepy smile: "I knew I would meet you"
("The stars lined up for the constellation of venus to bring us here" vibes)
Fyodor: "Unfortunately at the cafe with the delicious Russian tea I chose"
Dazai: "Yes yes, Russian tea is the game where there is a spicy liquid in one of the tea cups"
Fyodor: "That's Russian Roulette"
Fyodor: "I drink tea with a spoonful of jam, it's so delicious"
Dazai: "I'll remember that!"
Dazai, drooling: "The specialties of your country...."
(Listing Russian food)
Fyodor: "You're just talking about food, aren't you?"
Dazai, about Kunikida: "Because the person in charge of the detective agency's fiances is angry with me"
Fyodor: "Sounds like it"
Fyodor: "Yokohama... A very interesting city"
(Goes on to babble about the places like he's sight seeing)
Fyodor: "The people in Chinatown profusely pushed me into trying Yakiguri.... And here I planned to eat delicious Chinese food for diner but my stomach was filled with roasted chestnuts"
(He got scared of all the people and couldn't say no)
Dazai, thinking: He got traumatized
(Fyodor yadda yadda about ice cream and sushi, Dazai being surprised that ordinary exists in Fyodor, Fyodor drooling about some hamburger with eggs)
Dazai: "Even more like a child!"
Fyodor: "Aaa... The water to wash your hands was hot!"
Dazai: "Boiling water isn't for washing your hands..."
Fyodor: "And if your brain is like mine, you can also hack into your ordering monitor"
Dazai: "What do you mean!?"
Fyodor: "If it's only your order in the monitor, the sushi arrives much faster <3"
Dazai, thinking: Shameless
Dazai: "What a cheap trick!"
Dazai: "Are you sure the only thing you remember is about the Sushi restaurant?"
Fyodor: "What do you mean?"
Dazai: "Fufu..."
Francis interrupts: "Haha, it's been awhile, rat. You're living quite a poor modest life, aren't you?"
Francis: "You can't grow strong eating one plate of 100 Yen Sushi!"
Francis: "Even though you ate five sushi plates at once, you forced yourself to eat another plate so you can have a pull at the [toy] vending machine!"
Dazai: "Hey, are we even still talking about sushi?"
(The real question why is Francis nonstop yapping in this manner)
Francis, still flapping his gums about Fyodor: "To put it bluntly, you wondered if the packed sushi at the supermarket might have a better price performance ratio"
Fyodor, at that moment in time, suffering: Is it cheaper to just take it home?
Dazai: "Hey, are we talking about sushi?
(It truly is better to be dense regarding whatever this is with Francis...)
Fyodor: "This must be the Eyes of God! Wonderful!"
Dazai, now seeming irritated at Fyodor's ✨ behavior: "....."
Francis: "Well, from now on, just follow my example, choose only golden sushi plates!"
Fyodor, snapping back to reality, thinking: Can't you just go to a real sushi restaurant?
Ango interrupts: "We'll take it from here, Dazai-kun!"
Ango to Fyodor: "The result of analyzing your behavior at Kaiten Zushi..."
Ango: "I found out that you struggle dealing with wasabi, Dostoevsky"
Ango: "If you refuse to eat these nigiri with wasabi on top, you're under arrest!"
Dazai chasing after Fyodor with Ango: "Wooeee!"
Fyodor: "Uwa... I'm defeated!"
