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Canon BSD Akatsuki Anthology Fyozai Convo Snips (Ft Francis & Ango)

Dazai, cheeky: "Nice cafe, huh?"

("you come here often?" vibes)

Fyodor, creepy smile: "I knew I would meet you"

("The stars lined up for the constellation of venus to bring us here" vibes)

Fyodor: "Unfortunately at the cafe with the delicious Russian tea I chose"

Dazai: "Yes yes, Russian tea is the game where there is a spicy liquid in one of the tea cups"

Fyodor: "That's Russian Roulette"

Fyodor: "I drink tea with a spoonful of jam, it's so delicious"

Dazai: "I'll remember that!"

Dazai, drooling: "The specialties of your country...."

(Listing Russian food)

Fyodor: "You're just talking about food, aren't you?"

Dazai, about Kunikida: "Because the person in charge of the detective agency's fiances is angry with me"

Fyodor: "Sounds like it"

Fyodor: "Yokohama... A very interesting city"

(Goes on to babble about the places like he's sight seeing)

Fyodor: "The people in Chinatown profusely pushed me into trying Yakiguri.... And here I planned to eat delicious Chinese food for diner but my stomach was filled with roasted chestnuts"

(He got scared of all the people and couldn't say no)

Dazai, thinking: He got traumatized

(Fyodor yadda yadda about ice cream and sushi, Dazai being surprised that ordinary exists in Fyodor, Fyodor drooling about some hamburger with eggs)

Dazai: "Even more like a child!"

Fyodor: "Aaa... The water to wash your hands was hot!"

Dazai: "Boiling water isn't for washing your hands..."

Fyodor: "And if your brain is like mine, you can also hack into your ordering monitor"

Dazai: "What do you mean!?"

Fyodor: "If it's only your order in the monitor, the sushi arrives much faster <3"

Dazai, thinking: Shameless

Dazai: "What a cheap trick!"

Dazai: "Are you sure the only thing you remember is about the Sushi restaurant?"

Fyodor: "What do you mean?"

Dazai: "Fufu..."

Francis interrupts: "Haha, it's been awhile, rat. You're living quite a poor modest life, aren't you?"

Francis: "You can't grow strong eating one plate of 100 Yen Sushi!"

Francis: "Even though you ate five sushi plates at once, you forced yourself to eat another plate so you can have a pull at the [toy] vending machine!"

Dazai: "Hey, are we even still talking about sushi?"

(The real question why is Francis nonstop yapping in this manner)

Francis, still flapping his gums about Fyodor: "To put it bluntly, you wondered if the packed sushi at the supermarket might have a better price performance ratio"

Fyodor, at that moment in time, suffering: Is it cheaper to just take it home?

Dazai: "Hey, are we talking about sushi?

(It truly is better to be dense regarding whatever this is with Francis...)

Fyodor: "This must be the Eyes of God! Wonderful!"

Dazai, now seeming irritated at Fyodor's ✨ behavior: "....."

Francis: "Well, from now on, just follow my example, choose only golden sushi plates!"

Fyodor, snapping back to reality, thinking: Can't you just go to a real sushi restaurant?

Ango interrupts: "We'll take it from here, Dazai-kun!"

Ango to Fyodor: "The result of analyzing your behavior at Kaiten Zushi..."

Ango: "I found out that you struggle dealing with wasabi, Dostoevsky"

Ango: "If you refuse to eat these nigiri with wasabi on top, you're under arrest!"

Dazai chasing after Fyodor with Ango: "Wooeee!"

Fyodor: "Uwa... I'm defeated!"