JEALOUS BSD X READER PT. 2
Character: Poe, Ranpo, Yosano
PT 1: https://www.tumblr.com/ahhhjelly/800400426666278912/jealous-bsd-x-gn-reader?source=share
SFW (mostly, theres some rlly suggestive parts of Yosano's), not rlly any warnings, just Fluff
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While talking with Mark Twain in the guild you might've forgotten about your sensitive boyfriend who was sitting next to you two. Karl yips and falls onto Poe's lap to comfort his owner who was always on the verge of tears, but now especially.
Why is he here..? It was supposed to be a date...Poe thinks solemnly to himself. The restaurant he picked was incredibly fancy, with marble flooring and red carpets, not to mention the private room he rented. Yet your gaze was still not on him! It was infuriating, all the poor man wanted was all your attention.
When Mark left you finally turn back to hm. "Sorry I was just catching up w-" You cut yourself off when you see his trembling shoulders, tears falling down his cheeks. "I'm so sorry baby..!" You stand and rush to his side, studying his wet face.
"Hic... Sniff... Why was he here?" Poe cries softly, guilt washing over you, each wave of it stronger than the last.
"No-no-no, baby its okay, I love you-I only love you." You hug him tightly, his head falling onto your shoulder. "M' so sorry," You whisper again.
"It's okay." Poe mumbles.
"No it's not! You rented out this whole fancy place just for me to neglect you. I want you to hate me and demand some extravagant apology this instant!" Your thumb wipes away some of his ears, bangs now stuck to Poe's forehead.
A small pause ensued before he says quietly, "C-can I get a kiss?"
It wasn't someone Ranpo was jealous of, it was rather something that happened to captivate your attention over him.
A cat, it was curled up on your stomach where his head should be! And how Ranpo's of pouting and huffing, he doesn't care that he got to name it. He cares about how its nose is resting on your thigh. You just met the furball for goodness sake! Why do you care for it more than your own boyfriend!?
You hear stomping and whining outside the door, grumbling and jumping on the floorboards to get your attention. Taking out your phone you text him;
"Honey? What in gods green earth are you doing outside that door?"
No response, but the stomping sure did get quieter from Ranpo's mortification.
"Sweetie, just come in the room, you can share for just this once."
More stomping is heard before Ranpo bursts in the room and koalas himself around your leg. The cat meows loudly and Ranpo responds with a very, very, adult answer.
"Mow" he meows back. "Mow-"
"Ranpo stop meowing at the kitten, she's scared... and I kinda am too." All that got was for Ranpo to hiss and the cat swats at him with her nails.
It was a...wonderful experience
"Why don't you strangle me with these beautiful, dainty, hands of yours?" Dazai touches your hand despite you pulling away, cupping it to his cheek before he feels the presence of Yosano behind him. She yanks his hand back and studies it, pressing her finger against a scab-reopening it and causing Dazai to grunt.
"You know... these are pretty easy to open and get infected. Perhaps I should treat you?" Yosano's grip gets stronger and he suddenly had a very important 'task' to do and rushed away.
Yosano collapses next to you on the chair that originally was Dazai's. "Tch-his fingers would've been cut off if I didn't know him."
"Yosano? Darling?" You study her bitter face. "Sorry, I wasn't flirting back with him-I swear!"
"I know you weren't, that maniac is just so much in all the wrong ways." Her nails rake up your thigh causing a shiver to flood down your spine.
"Oh-uhm-exactly! Right!" You stammer out, cringing as you face heats up. A chuckle is heard from her.
"I do hope you didn't use up your break yet." Yosano's hand is now cupping you're back as she leads you up and into her operating room, marking the door as 'busy'.












