#bts blab

[taenicorn]

[bts blab #48]

everyone: give us ur tax returns

trump: NO NOT TODAY

[taenicorn]

[bts blab #46]

taehyung: hey let's hang out

jimin: k what do you wanna do?

taehyung: I don't mind, what do you wanna do?

jimin: I don't mind it's up to you

taehyung: seriously I don't mind

jimin: me neither

taehyung: you choose

jimin: no you

both: ...

both: *end up doing nothing*

[taenicorn]

[bts blab #47]

suga: you know what namjoon? fml.

rapmonster: well, I don't think I'd like to f*ck your life, but I could sure find someone else who would

jimin, in the other room: *whispers* I volunteer as tribute

[taenicorn]

[bts blab #41]

jin: *kisses the statue*

namjoon: I would like to apply for divorce

[taenicorn]

[bts blab 36]

jin: do you think I'm handsome?

suga: n-

jin: *stares at him*

suga: -yes you are the most beautiful human being ever to grace this planet. the world is too dirty and cruel for your perfect, pure light. amen.

[taenicorn]

[bts blab #30]

taehyung, in a bad mood: AGSHAK/&:-@/!2nsjxoJWJD\#%|**##!!

jungkook: hyung calm dow-

taehyung: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE PRUNE FACE

jungkook: *gasps* rage mode activated!

jungkook: *runs into rapmon's room and hijacks his lamp*

rapmon: dude what are you do-

jungkook: gonna throw this lamp at someone who needs to lighten up.

[taenicorn]

[bts blab #25]

rapmon: hi kid

j-hope: hey, I'm older than you

rapmon: not mentally.

[taenicorn]

[bts blab #20]

*JUNGKOOK READING JIKOOK FANFICTION*

jungkook: (　´∀｀）

jungkook: (●´□`)♡

jungkook: (☉ε　⊙ﾉ)ﾉ

jin: *opens door* jungkook what are you-

jungkook: *falls off chair* OH HEY MOM *turns bright red* I-I'M JUST STUDYING *throws laptop out the window* hahaha whoops my laptop oh golly gosh