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MTL

Be as obsessed with something funny/ nerdy/ pop culture as ARMY is with them

M2L to have an obsession

Yoongi: Basketball fanboy. He has admitted to writing fanfiction. The queer brain always seems to gravitate towards obsessive culture, at least everyone I know in that space does. And like I’m not saying yoongi is forsure queer... He has the vibes though that put him firmly in at least that sort of friend group and you do not get through those friend groups without unhealthy attachments to some form of Celeb.

Jungkook: I’m not sure if he still does because they haven’t appeared in his lives lately, at least not the snippets I’ve seen. But didn’t he used to have loads of action figures in display cases. Like so many models, but the rest of his apartment was pretty bare? Literally looks my apartment... He is also pretty nerdy about marvel and stuff so he is the most likely to obsession collect. Also this man is just as obsessed with us as we are with him right now...

Namjoon: So it isn’t what we tend to think of as an obsessive media because it’s normalized, but that’s awful big attachment he has got to art. I think meeting the right artists would blow his mind and have him fangirl stumbling. Honestly for the right artist he is going to be trying to get that NDA the same way we do when we shave out legs for concerts....

Seokjin: The amount of gaming he does leads me to think he has obsession potential but I couldn’t say whether he’d get army levels of attached. If he was a regular human I could see him being a convention goer and trying to score tickets to Nintendo direct etc.

Jimin: I think if he could find the right interest it could have him trying to be a fanartist type but it would be an obscure fandom niche that doesn’t really have a rabid base, more casual and friendly observation among a small group.

Taehyung: I think Tae has too wide an array of interest to get hyperfixated on any long enough to get invested on fandom culture. Although I think he is a casual observer of all his past interests.

Hoseok: Gets way too many bitches to be on our level of fandom. Has too much of an internat free existence to be plagued by such things. Might get into a plushy line like the line friends if he had a partner that collected them.

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There is a big trend on Tiktok right now based on who has Rizz and could pull you... I want to know who you think had the best gaem in general and whos game would work best on you.

Lets start with most to least Rizz, now we all know their pulling game is strong but how strong?

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Jimin - 11/10, cannot fault, sex on a stick. He has confidence oozing out of pores. One whisper in your ear and you are done for, out for the night. If Jimin wants someone I struggle to believe they wouldn't be in his bed that night

Hoseok - 10/10, A flick of his tongue, a quick dance at the club, a wink across the room, and Hobi has the world approaching him as if it were their idea. He 100% has the follow-through to maintain the conversation and seal the deal

Yoongi - 9/10 , Got that quiet game, really sneaks up on you. The kind of guy to lament with you about how lame the party is while you both take a breather in the corner. Then his hands are on your waist to manoeuvre past you to the snack table just inches away.

Seokjin - 8/10, Dripping with confidence, but is it too much? Can he make you feel beautiful while he tells you how pretty he is? Makes you feel special about talking to the best looking guy in the room and it seems genuine instead of big headed.

Namjoon - 7 or 8/10 - POints deducted if he is in a clumsy headspace. If Namjoon is on his sexy nukim shit than no one in that room is safe (we have all seen the performance). If he is on his Joonie shit, he has a 60/40 success rate.

Taehyung - 7/10, controversially low. Man can pull if he wants to but he is not approachable when he is in public. Taehyung is a slow burn, gotta reach that mid-level comfy before he considers going for it completely

Jungkook - 6/10, Fucking Nerd. Not sure I've ever seen him speak to a woman... Most likely because it would get some army on a terrorist watchlist. Until he was 20 he froze up when a girl entered the room. But get him comfy and you aren't safe. He can switch it on with the best of them if he is in his element, running on pure adrenaline.

Disclaimer: None of these men need game, just their faces and their bank statements

Most likely to get me based on their game

Yoongi - Fuck do I love someone observing a party, I think it's fun to get them to crack and join in.

Hoseok - Someone that so obviously wants your attention is so endearing

Jungkook - Don't know if it'd end in sex or some kind of gaming marathon, either way I'm in.

Namjoon - Love this man with my whole heart. If he looked like the sexy nukim performance I wouldn't be able to look him in the eyes. If he was being clumsy and flustered I would also be clumsy and flustered.

Jimin - Anyone actively chasing me turns me off immediately because I have issues, but persistence is key, and I will fold

Taehyung - The sexy look he has legitimately terrifies me

Seokjin - We get it you're pretty, I'm not surviving that

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For Not Smutty MTL how well do you think each guy would deal with their girlfriend/wife having a dangerous job? This one is definitely about a female partner because it goes against gender expectations. As a former woman Marine, I always wonder stuff like this. Thoughts? 🌹

Best

Yoongi - Knew exactly what he was getting himself into and is more than prepared even if he doesn't love it. He chose her because she was a badass. Joked a lot about getting her brass knuckles for an engagement gift

Namjoon - Not a massive fan, does a lot of work to fully understand what her role should and shouldn't involve so he can keep an eye out for warning signs. Very proud of her all the same.

Seokjin - Tries not to worry but can't help it. Works a lot on making their home a haven to protect her from the outside world and what she is exposed to. They don't talk about her job in certain spaces of the house to keep it cosy, but he always makes sure she has a safe space to talk if that's what he needs

Taehyung - Doesn't love the idea that he isn't the toughest in the relationship, gets a kick out of watching her beat all the men she works with at things. Tries to hide his worry for her wellbeing with jokes.

Jimin - Demands to meet every member of her team to make sure they are people he can trust. Impressed to find out she is one of the strongest. Doesn't do much to help his anxiety, but it does swell his pride.

Jungkook - A jealous man who is very nervous about it being a male-dominated field at first. The first time she comes home hurt he panics considerably and tries to convince her to take him to work. They compromise and land on sparring together as training in his custom built boxing ring

Hoseok - Tries to bribe her with all his riches and housewifery very early on in the relationship. Can't sleep if she is away or on a night shift somewhere.

Worst

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For Thirsty MTL, who do you think would be into receiving somnophilia? I may have spelled that wrong as it appears to be breaking my phone's autocorrect. There are so many of these with them giving it, but I'd like to hear your thoughts from the other side. 🌹

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Jungkook - Whilst I see this man as being very giving in bed, he is never going to turn down a blow job, especially when it's to wake him up in the morning. Waking him up in any other way becomes increasingly difficult...

Yoongi - Enjoys when he wakes up to see his partner moaning above him, taking what they need from him. Sometimes he doesn't wake up but he can feel it in the morning and it makes him a little giddy.

Jimin - Not such a big fan of morning oral, but does like waking up to being ridden as well as waking up to find he is riding his partner. Doesn't enjoy being fucked so much as cockwarmed/cockwarming

Namjoon - Gets turned on by the idea, turned off by the practice. Gets worried he will get boisterous in his sleep and choke his partner. Much prefers to be on the giving end.

Taehyung - Whats the point of being fucked/fucking if he is asleep for half of it? Wants to feel everything whole heartedly. Doesn't mind too much if it's part of a bigger foreplay, teasing his body so that he wakes up ready to go.

Hoseok - Likes the occasional late-night surprise when his lover wake him up like that after he has fallen asleep in the studio but that means he didn't make it home to his lover and that always makes him a little sad. He prefers to fall asleep with his partner in a death grip in his arms unable to pull away long enough to make a move.

Seokjin - More into giving than receiving. He prefers that he is fully alert and able to reciprocate. Big fan of mutual affection and that's just not something he feels like he can give if he is half asleep.

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Disclaimer: Don't just start fucking with your partner in their sleep... There should be an in-depth conversation before entering into any kink play even if it seems innocent like a taking care of morning wood.

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Most likely to marry a none celeb?

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Yoongi - wants a peaceful life, would want a secretive and private family away from prying eyes so his kids could have amazing quiet and fulfilling childhoods (wouldn't be surprised if it came out he had been married five years to some person he knew at school)

Hoseok - Wants his own little family that will never felt the pressure to look and act a certain way like he has. I don't think he could withstand the pressure of having to keep up a brave face because his partner is always going through something too.

Seokjin - Wholesome simple family vibes. Wants someone he can retire with at age 40 and travel the world without both of them being stopped every five minutes. I honestly don't care who this man ends up with as long as they treat him super well and feed him all the yummy food in the world

Jimin - man is out here for a good time and for love, he doesn't care what form that comes to him in.

Namjoon - Knows the pressure his celebrity puts on those in his life (Namjoon bf reveal). I don't think he would want to put that burden on anyone that wasn't ready for it and other celebs are already prepared for it

Taehyung - Tae just screams expensive marriage, he needs someone on his level. Both a partner and a spectacle

Jungkook - Jungkook has only ever known celebrity, he was doing showcases before he left school. I don't think he could handle a long-term relationship with someone that couldn't relate. He isn't equipt for someone that he can't relate to

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Anyone got any thirsty BTS thoughts rattling around their heads that they would like to share with the class? Or any most to least/scenarios you want thinking about?

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Idk if you've still got random smutty/fluffy bts thoughts/requests open BUT

I was wondering if you could do a mtl on who in bts is most likely to be a simp??

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MY Smutty/fluffy/random BTS thoughts are always open as are m2l and reactions 😘

The definition of simping I'm going for here is catering to all of their financial needs and whether they would immediately take a bullet for them. Also how much of the wedding they have planned by the first date.

I don't know about you but with the amount they all simp for each other I think there is a lot of simping going on in BTS.

Simpiest:

Jungkook: wants love, wants praise, most importantly wants to spoil his loved ones. He will try acts of service but while he is good at everything, I don't think he enjoys a lot of household tasks so his simping would be buying everything the person could ever want or need, whether they ask for it or not. This wouldn't even necessarily be leading him to a relationship either, he is doing this because he cares and needs to put that affection to an outlet somewhere so even small crushes and friends are spoiled. This is also the kinda man that when you say you want a Maccies he buys you the store. Would take a bullet without a second thought.

Namjoon: You want it???? You got it! You mention it casually in passing when you are out shopping together? It's mailed to you while he is on tour. You thought you'd set your shopping wishlists to private? Then how does the stuff on them keep magically appearing with a note that says 'All my love, N?'. Eventually, you stop adding stuff to the wishlist because it's too much and random stuff starts appearing. You have too many stuffed animals to count. He just wants you to know he is absolutely obsessed with you and can/will give you the world if that's what you wanted. Would take you on an all-expenses-paid trip to Italy because you suggested pizza for dinner. Occasionally he notices your Pinterest boards have baby stuff in them and he goes weak at the knees thinking about what books he wants to read them to sleep with.

Taehyung: Plays up the affection massively when he is trying to impress someone. When he is completely devoted he will be attached at the hip and willing to find you anything you need. He also likes you to look as expensive as he does (or at least that's his excuse for expensive gifts when you start to say no) so he buys you a lot of matching his and hers jewellery. Would gladly fall at your feet if you so much as suggested it. He has had your kids names picked out since he first saw you, he knows the exact day he is going to propose and which jazz singer he is going to hire to be in the garden filled with your favourite flowers and cocktails, ready for after you say yes.

Yoongi: Yoongi would have to be pretty deep in a relationship to be simping, or at least openly simping. But if someone makes it onto his cared for list, he is absolutely head over heels unstoppably simping. At dance practice? Thinking about you. Writing music? All about you. Looking at you? Imagining how he will propose. He has it hard and bad and has already been searching for a family home where you can grow old and he can get you everything you've ever wanted. He isn't one for the monetary treats but he does set up lavish dates on special occasions.

Jin: Constantly brings new foods to you because 'he had leftovers' (he cooked it special and is praying that you love it). He can however go about his day and spend time thinking about other things that don't revolve around you. When he is with you it's another story. It's like an object permanence thing. If he is with you he is only thinking about how much he loves you and wants to spend his life with you and with him being so handsome and you so pretty wouldn't your kids just be unstoppable? He is smitten and very much not hiding it. Like Namjoon you have to be careful about what you accidentally ask for but at least with Jin these things mostly turn up on your birthday or religious festivals.

Hobi: I think Hobi likes a good level relationship. If you simp he simps. He will set the tone however you do. If he is simping he will take a million polaroid pictures of you to switch out one for each day of the month in his phone case. The two of you have to fight over who gets to keep the couple ones. Everyone knows when Hobi has a partner he is very loud and proud and shows them off. He will buy you pretty things if you pout at him for long enough

Jimin: Pretends he isn't a simp, wants you to simp for him. He deserves to have simps. Can't help sometimes when you do something cute and his eyes become the size of the moon because you're so cute and should be given the world. It's like that one ep of Run where he wins food and it's only his when Hobi asks, but when Jk doesn't have food he is immediately sharing both his and Hobi's snacks.

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So hear me out….

I get acrylic nails pretty often and I’ve had exes who hate them and exes who go feral for them. Some liked how they felt and some liked how they looked especially when they were getting handies and some were just put off by how “intimidating” they looked bc they were afraid they would be sharp

To be fair….sometimes they are 🤡

So who do you think is mtl likely to be attracted to that on their partner?

Nothing better than a fresh acrylic set and I know what you mean when you say men find them intimidating although my current set has penguins so maybe not that intimidating...

I don't know if any of the boys wouldn't like them all together. But I feel like some of them would like a cleaner look or a certain length? So we are going from feral to meh.

Feral

Jungkook - especially if they are stiletto and black, he really enjoys your mani matching his aesthetic. And he especially loves the way your hand looks curled around his dick where he can see the marks your nails are making in your palm as you put pleasing him above the pain of the sharp edges digging in.

Hoseok - Loves the length, not bothered on the style, enjoys especially when they are fresh so they are still sharp and can do some real damage to his back as your eyes roll into the back of your head. He pays for you to get them done every week so they are still ready to cause damage.

Taehyung - Likes them to be more of an oval shape but loves them all the same. He loves the look of them, he plays with your fingers as you sit watching movies and he likes picking out new designs to put on them. He especially loves when they resemble his artwork making it seem like he has a claim.

Yoongi - He could take em or leave em. He likes the vibe they present but he isn't driven wild at the thought of them.

Namjoon - Namjoon thinks they are cute... which is not exactly the impression most people with nails are going for. He also finds the subconscious clicking noise that accompanies a fresh set annoying.

Jin - He thinks they are cute but prefers a clean classic nail. He wouldn't hate them, just wouldn't be particularly bothered by you having them on.

Jimin - I realise I said that he would like to get a matching mani the most but I don't think he is big on acrylics all the time. I could see them digging in when you hold hands and he doesn't really like that too much.

Meh

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