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[adorastarot]

I feel like this is kind of impossible haha but I’m just curious if any of the BTS members will be their fs’ first relationship/romantic partner?

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Will the BTS members be their fs' first partners?

Namjoon 

Ace of cups, Strength

No, but…it will be the first time they feel so strongly about someone. The fs may feel “ah this is what it means to fall in love”.

Jin

The hermit, The moon

 Jin may actually be this person’s first real relationship. It could be that in the past the fs’ partners kept them a secret.

Yoongi

9 of wands, Page of wands in reverse

Nope, this is someone who has had a hard time in love though, they’ve tried hard to make things work when they didn’t. They may want commitment but are currently too focused on themselves.

Hoseok

2 of pentacles, page of pentacles

Not the first relationship, but maybe the second?! This is someone who may have a lot of suitors though.

Jimin

The fool, 7 of cups

The first time this person dated was when they were younger and since then they haven’t dated much. Been too focused on manifesting the relationship that they want to manifest.

Taehyung

Queen of wands, The star, Death

No, definitely not the first, but this connection will make this person shine so much brighter! Their confidence is going to explode and this connection will definitely be life changing.

Jungkook

10 of wands, 4 of pentacles

Nope! And this person could be very closed off to love right now. Like Yoongi’s this is someone who has had it rough in the love department. They have a wall around them at the moment.

[bts-hyperfixation]

There is a big trend on Tiktok right now based on who has Rizz and could pull you... I want to know who you think had the best gaem in general and whos game would work best on you.

Lets start with most to least Rizz, now we all know their pulling game is strong but how strong?

Most

Jimin - 11/10, cannot fault, sex on a stick. He has confidence oozing out of pores. One whisper in your ear and you are done for, out for the night. If Jimin wants someone I struggle to believe they wouldn't be in his bed that night

Hoseok - 10/10, A flick of his tongue, a quick dance at the club, a wink across the room, and Hobi has the world approaching him as if it were their idea. He 100% has the follow-through to maintain the conversation and seal the deal

Yoongi - 9/10 , Got that quiet game, really sneaks up on you. The kind of guy to lament with you about how lame the party is while you both take a breather in the corner. Then his hands are on your waist to manoeuvre past you to the snack table just inches away.

Seokjin - 8/10, Dripping with confidence, but is it too much? Can he make you feel beautiful while he tells you how pretty he is? Makes you feel special about talking to the best looking guy in the room and it seems genuine instead of big headed.

Namjoon - 7 or 8/10 - POints deducted if he is in a clumsy headspace. If Namjoon is on his sexy nukim shit than no one in that room is safe (we have all seen the performance). If he is on his Joonie shit, he has a 60/40 success rate.

Taehyung - 7/10, controversially low. Man can pull if he wants to but he is not approachable when he is in public. Taehyung is a slow burn, gotta reach that mid-level comfy before he considers going for it completely

Jungkook - 6/10, Fucking Nerd. Not sure I've ever seen him speak to a woman... Most likely because it would get some army on a terrorist watchlist. Until he was 20 he froze up when a girl entered the room. But get him comfy and you aren't safe. He can switch it on with the best of them if he is in his element, running on pure adrenaline.

Disclaimer: None of these men need game, just their faces and their bank statements

Most likely to get me based on their game

Yoongi - Fuck do I love someone observing a party, I think it's fun to get them to crack and join in.

Hoseok - Someone that so obviously wants your attention is so endearing

Jungkook - Don't know if it'd end in sex or some kind of gaming marathon, either way I'm in.

Namjoon - Love this man with my whole heart. If he looked like the sexy nukim performance I wouldn't be able to look him in the eyes. If he was being clumsy and flustered I would also be clumsy and flustered.

Jimin - Anyone actively chasing me turns me off immediately because I have issues, but persistence is key, and I will fold

Taehyung - The sexy look he has legitimately terrifies me

Seokjin - We get it you're pretty, I'm not surviving that

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[peppertaemint]

Controversial ask ahead, but I know you’ve never been a blog to avoid unpopular opinion so I’m coming to you with this one. I see a lot of Army praising RM for his statements at the las vegas concert and the vlive after. But all I’m getting from his statements is a bad case of whiplash. First at the end of the show he’s all like they don’t give a shit about the grammys and they’re in vegas for the concert and army and not for the grammys and they don’t care about haters. Which tbh comes across as a tiny bit arrogant and bitter to me but if that’s how he feels well ok then. But then he goes to vlive moping about the very same haters he just said he doesn’t care about and goes on about them always being underdogs (don’t see how that still rings true in 2022) and talks about having to work harder and go back to their roots and change their artistry or whats not to earn the grammy. I know people can have mixed responses to disappointment but I just feel like he should probably choose his public stance and stick with it? This being said, I love BTS and RM to death and this is in no way hate but it’s a criticism against their public response (or lack thereof) to certain things.

Hi Anon,

I meant to respond to his sooner because I did happen to catch his comments post-Grammy. I think that, realistically, his slightly contradictory stance is a symptom of the disappointment he must have been feeling. Anyone nominated who thought they had a shot at winning might feel varying degrees of disappointment. I'm sure I would. This seemed to mean a lot to him; everyone has a different take on awards and accolades.

Him sorta pretending like they weren't in Vegas because of that might be seen as disingenuous, but I think it's just a symptom of going through that mini-grief. He even admitted it to a degree from what I recall: I'm just saying that to make myself feel better. Well, yes you are and that's understandable in my view. Is it arrogant? Idk maybe but he's also a two-time grammy-nominated artist. You could say no one should expect to win but maybe he just... really did think it was in the bag? Idk.

The other stuff he said felt like a wild mish-mash of so many things many of us had assumed were happening, but him saying it all out loud just confirmed it. They did change their sound and saying, now, that they'll need to go back to their roots to win makes me wonder if he somehow didn't realize that going down this road chasing a US contemporary sound was never the way to go in the first place? I mean, profit-wise it was brilliant. People dine out on Billboard number ones for their entire lives if they play it right. I just find it hard to believe he didn't understand what the critical response would be to the direction they took, and how a certain section of their fans would feel.

Regarding him making an attempt to tell people to settle down on Twitter or wherever, I don't think it was too little too late even if in some ways it felt halfhearted. I wish the group did this more because their fans will listen to them. Not all, but most. They are the leaders and they set the tone. The whole scrappy, underdog narrative creates an us vs. them that ultimately no longer works. The group and the fans need to stop claiming the world as their enemy.

[adorastarot]

When will Namjoon meet his fs?

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When will Namjoon meet his fs?

4 of cups, the magician, page of cups, the tower in reverse, the emperor.

End of 2023/ beginning of 2024. Hmmm, I don’t see it going over the end of February 2024. Whenever the time feels right. Namjoon needs to be ready to welcome this person into his first only then will the meeting occur. Timing isn’t as much about waiting e.g. 4 months, but more about doing the work that you need to do in 4 months. Usually with timeframes, and especially in situations in which people aren’t ready yet, I will get a maximum amount of time in which an event can occur until the universe (or whatever you believe in) decides to kick you in the butt and make you work on your issues. For Namjoon a lot needs to change, his energy is still a bit bitter?! Too bitter!

[bts-hyperfixation]

Not really a reaction, but what reality show or panel show do you think each member would go on? And where do you think they'd place?

Namjoon: I could see him as the token musical panellist on 8 out of 10 does countdown. Could you imagine Jimmy Carr trying to be funny with Namjoon, it would be hilarious. I could just see how confused the British panellists would get when he is coming out with words they haven't even heard of and Susie and Rachel are just nodding along.

Seokjin: I'd like to say masked singer so he could finally show off his voice instead of focusing on his beautiful face, however, I don't think Jin would actually do that unless he was a judge. Maybe Strictly come dancing, just because its such a different style to what they are used to?

Yoongi: The Great British Bake Off. Watching this man attempt to make dainty pastries and massive show stoppers would be great fun. I'm pretty sure in the soop confirmed that Yoongi enjoys cooking on some level, I think maybe the comic relief version would be great for him.

Hoseok: Big Brother. I think he'd be that years wholesome housemate, it'd be cute as fuck but he could absolutely hold his own in the spats. Could you imagine all the sassy meme faces we would get out of it too?

Taehyung: Some kind of amateur project runway, see how he makes himself a three-piece suit out of the materials supplied to him. Watch as he becomes a global fashion icon for making his own line of clothes instead of other peoples

Jimin: Love Island, no I will not be clarifying this one.

Jungkook: I'm a Celeb, give the bugs something to be afraid of for a change.

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[bts-hyperfixation]

Ok but imagine having a sleepover with bts and you all are watching a movie in the living and you are sharing a blanket with your bf namjoon and he is fingering you, talking dirty to you and you are trying to stay calm and begging him to stop before any of the boys find out. Please write about this if you can 😘

I could see him pulling shit like this all the time because he thinks it's funny when you are flustered. He did it so much at one point you refused to share a blanket with him and sat between Tae and Jungkook instead just to punish him.

But deny it all you want you enjoyed the attention to much and soon returned to spooning with him for movie nights. You still try to subtly slap his hand away during quiet parts of the movie but that just makes him try harder to get you to moan loudly.

[shesawriter39049]

Do you think Namjoon really has a secret wife and child like everyone says? lol

Lmfao Joonie baby got a what now? 😂😩😩😂 I did not know that was a thing! However I honestly don’t believe hed hide that from the fans! Sure he might hide her ...or him or whoever but I don’t think he’d hide it