#bts text au

[yoongleboonglepie]

looks like trouble...

(pech! Ot7bts x reader text au)

A/N: Here's a little test run just for funsies. Testing put a couple apps to see what I like the best. Enjoy pech!bts bullying you in the gc (sorry for the overlap, the pics made it awkward lol)

[big-mxmaa]

Sub!Bts x Dom!Reader Text Au's??

sooo do i need to make sub!bts x dom!fem reader text au's....then maybe turn them into fics...bc i need to feed that ANIMAL.

but i may create dom!bts x sub! fem reader text aus & fics in the future but I DONT SEE ENOUGH SUB STUFF ATM (if you have recs or accts plsss lmk sweetheart 😘)

i will make a poll on who i should make one of first...audience choice if you may 🤨🙂‍↕️

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With Love,

BigMxmaa 😚💋

[golden-loona]

BTS twitter AU/SMAU - OC x BTS

just y/n and her boys 💀

two >

based on tweets/other funny shit i've seen 😭

enjoy bc i love shit like this

[yonkimint]

All I Need Is Me [Namjoon x Reader] - COMPLETE

A bad breakup. A new company in need of start up funds. A competition in Vegas. Two strangers desperately in need of a new start. What could possibly go wrong?

Genre: Strangers to Enemies to Friends to Lovers (in no particular order 😂); rapper!Namjoon x producer!Reader

Warnings: 🔞seriously, 18+ only, minors DNI, alcohol consumption (legal age), mentions of sex, cursing, lots of angst, subject to be added to.

Taglist (send an ask or leave a reply if you want to be added): @pb-n-juju @jikooksgirl19 @sopebubbles @halesandy @unadulteratedlyunique @bangtantruffle @danny-boy27 @esteemedsalt @bri-mal @pineapple-hoseok @lilacdreams-00 @jooniesbanoonies @babycoffeefire @des-tru6tion @jyp1204 @namjoonsillegaldimple @sunflowerbebe07 @fairy-jaykay @brit97 @goldenhoney-cas @hey-itsmina @somelazysundays @aidam391 @little-dark-empress @quentinmetsys @manchuria @letmebreathepls @magicalmarauder @hwayne2294 @myselfxbangtan @bubblytaetae @secretlycrazyhummingbird @n4mina @slut-for-dabi @curedblues @bornconfvsed @goofyhoffy @juju-227592 @imaginativedreams @gloomy-k @heartsarecompatible @daydreambrliever @90s-belladonna @naajix @kpopsimpstruggles @steffiiirose @aurel1ia @cursedcursives @mrspetxrs @80sbass @shadyfox242 @zxlla @proflyndo @cestlabellemort @secretly-a-weeb @borahae-reads @twixxxpie @ireadthensuetheauthors @jinscharms @angellife133 @sumzysworld @preciouschimine @thekookiecorner @lovesickbangtan @tinyoonsblog @sofianoriega95-blog @chieftoadturkeynickel @piecesofapril11 @mischiefbarnes @justaweird0 @craftymoonchaos @supervengerslock @sweetjellyfishland @armytwist @imtoanonymousforyou @broken-glowsticks @a-lil-bit-nuts @dragoncharmwitch @atomicrebelcowboymoney @uno7 @mushroomkwan @canarystwin @thebloodthirstyvampress​ @itachi-chi​

PARTS:

Intros

1. WWH Haters

2. Lost Your Spark

3. Meow, Meow

4. All I Need is Me

5. Stressy, depressy

6. A Throuple

7. The Poison Drink ✎

8. Reward

9. f r i e n d l y competition

10. Wager

11. Stalker

12. Game Plan ✎

13. SHWAISTED

14. A Performance Piece

15. 👏🏼IN👏🏼A👏🏼BATH👏🏼TUB👏🏼

16. Rather Be Safe Than Sorry 

17. Already Gone ✎ 

18. My wife’s best friend

19. The Number One Rule of 💣 Squad

20. K-I-S-S-I-N-G 

21. Marriage 101 ✎

22. Blackmail

23. single forever plans

24. I LOVE YOU

25. A Nice Backside

26. Different Circumstances ✎

27. Always Fighting

28. The Hard Way

29. Congratulations

30. Rooting for You

31. Overstepping 

32. #friendzoned

33. Miss Giggles

34. “Namjooning”

35. Dinner with Hobi 

36. 20 Questions ✎

37. Call off the Hearing

38. A Miracle Worker

39. Divorce Court ✎

40. to your grave

41. Jagi

42. ✨DATE✨

43. Screw Your Wife

44. Time is Going to Tell - Part 1, Part 2

45. Happily Ever After ✎ 

OUTROS 

[thebangtancloud]

I adore your fluff texts could I request one where one member says in a group chat that he spotted the reader and another member out together while that member was supposed to be ‘sick’ and unable to come to practice.

pairing: taehyung x reader (+ BTS)

genre: fluff, humor

Permanent Taglist: @royallyjjk , @junsai-tree , @0xnna0 , @cuteipat , @koalasandcuddles , @bangrauhl13 ,@blissedjoon , @underratedbitch-number13 , @tinyoonsblog , @itachi-chi @sparkyprotectionsquad @scuzmunkie @uno7 , @jhopesucker , @kitty-kair , @persefoneniverse , @k1ngsnak3 , @rapmonie2047 , @i-cant-choose-a-username-help

[kurkkuviipale]

People should put warnings on their fics if it's discontinued... huge respect for the writers who writes on their masterlist if the fic is finished or not

[taeyegu]

summary ─ “you’re my type. even if you don’t say anything, i have a feeling. from your head to your toes, everything...” (my type, ikon)

pairing ─ nerd!jungkook x fem!reader

genre ─ rent-a-girlfriend!au, e2l, s2l, college!au, non-idol!au, fluff, crack/humor, angst

warning ─ jk is roasted on a daily (more to be added)

author’s note ─ this smau was thought up by my sister after she watched ‘rent a girlfriend’ lol so this smau is slightly based off of it but has some unique twists and turns :D

updates ─ tbd

parts ─

[yoongisleftearring]

A S S I G N M E N T

-> his assignment: gather intel on your family and tie up any loose ends. Jungkook had no idea what he had gotten himself into.

or

-> in which you are a normal college student and Jungkook is an assassin sent to gather intel on your family and kill you once he's done.

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pairing: assassin!jungkook x student!reader

featuring: jung wooyoung, choi yeonjun, choi soobin, son chaeyoung

genre: sm au, crack, fluff, slight angst, violence

status: completed!

! taglist is closed !

A/n: this is a bit of a different au because jungkook is the only member of bts who plays a main role in this story but we may see some other members (and other idols) make a cameo. I really hope you enjoy this because I'm sure it will be a train wreck.

Alternative titles: headshot or loveshot, I fell in love with my assassin, attempt on life(attempt at love), the hot new guy is trying to kill me.

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profiles

part one: don't disrespect yeonjun's father

part two: gatekeeping the new guy

part three: death by croissant

part four(a): Minhyuk is a dilf

part four(b): set meself on fire

part five: Snoop dog and edgy boys

part six: easier than I thought

part seven: basically, parents suck

part eight: normal is not normal

part nine: cursed image

part ten: surprise visits

part eleven: I'm listening...

part twelve: it's someone's birthday somewhere

part thirteen: what kind of monster have I created?

part fourteen: harder to ignore

part fifteen: mafia boy go grr

part sixteen: screaming and laughing simultaneously

part seventeen: I can do better

part eighteen: bestie has gone insane

part nineteen: start from the beginning

part twenty: child yeonjun had really weak punches

part twenty-one: closure

part twenty-two: unfinished business

end.

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