when people (innocently and without malice) hypothesize about the ending of one of my stories, but it includes the pairing getting married and adopting a kid
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when people (innocently and without malice) hypothesize about the ending of one of my stories, but it includes the pairing getting married and adopting a kid
Rocket Train Dining Car Troodon: Welcome to the dining car! How may I help you today, young man?
13 year old Buddy: What's your strongest ale?
Annie: [360° head turn] NO!
I miss Wayne Static sm
Mrs. Hudson: Why are you spelling letters with bullet holes in the wall??
Sherlock, reloading his gun: Because Watson is 90% of my impulse control
Oh my god I’m in so much pain I think I’m dying
“Go to the doctors”
…Y’know actually I think I can wait it out, yeah I’ll be fine
"you're just judging me, not giving me advice!"
yeah dude, you want to go live "in the Alaskan wilderness" without interacting with society when your skills are on par with a mid-level girl scout from a temperature rainforest
my advice boils down to "don't" "no" and "you're going for Into Thin Air or a bush pilot rescue if you're VERY lucky--people who live up there live in SOCIETIES and always have, you wonderbread dipshit
My trainer: I want to do canter poles with you in our next lesson!
Me, now knowing this is what he does with canter poles:
great :)