[1/2] bugged creepypasta imagines
s/o is terrified of bugs. they open the bathroom door. bug is there. s/o runs for dear life.
so who you gonna call? GHOST BUGBUSTERS
+ eyeless jack
your boy may not like killing, but he will e x t e r m i n a t e that bug. stomp them into oblivion. absolute savagery. he will not be satisfied until there is blood on the floor.
this will be a weird contrast to the calm demon he usually is. i mean, you can practically see a red aura of rage as he obliterated the micro pieces left of the poor creature that had the misfortune of being in that particular bathroom. once he has made sure that every fiber of that being has been destroyed, his panting of fury will cut out and he will turn to you with a beaming face, ready for some praise and smooches.
+ jeff the killer
he will be very slow in going in to kill that bug, because he’s too busy making fun of your horrified face and cackling his head off. of course, he’ll also flatter his own ego while doing so. aww babe, you need big ol’ scary jeff to take care of a tiny lil bug for you? what would ever do without him ?? hOw wOuLd YoU SuRviVE iN thE REaL WoRlD ??
this is definitely not his way of stalling. it’s not like he’s actually terrified too and debating whether he should toss you in the bathroom with that foe and let you two fight to death or not he’ll be cheering for you ... just from the other side of the door
woo babe you go
it’s all because he’s a good boyfriend and wants you to get over your fears duh
+ BEN drowned
he’s too absorbed in his video game to actually do anything about it. and too lazy. he’ll let you cuddle up to him as he continues shooting innocent civilians in GTA and evades the cops though uwu
but when that spider has miraculously teleported to his room by the next morning, he’ll be in the corner with a fly swatter, ready for the lil piece of garbage that dared enter his man cave
that’s right pal fight the one only BEN Drowned you won’t even know what hit you bet you scared huh so intimidat-OHSHTAVDBS BABE ITS COMING THIS WAY
he will swoosh away into the tv before you even know what happened, leaving you to fend for yourself
damn he took the fly swatter too !
