Love and a photobooth
Well, yes. The Money Shot 📷have finally been posted. They are taken - by whom? that is a very good question, indeed - from Madame Llama's IG stories, where they have been posted around December 15. It is a juvenile, cutesy story featuring a bunch of those typical, #silly photobooth pics couples sometimes take. It all screams early days and it also screams staged. No jealousy, here - may I remind you this is still a supposedly stolen pic, unless the MW agreed to it (she probably did, but would never admit to it, right?).
I shall not post these pictures here, for obvious reasons. But if any of you think Madam Llama is an innocent and naive little flower, you might want to reconsider. In the rather brief period of time we got acquainted to her existence, we could see she is a rather savvy social media user (enrolling the usual troll, as @lallybroch-pr-watch brilliantly explained) and a woman used to, even actively seeking, social and media exposure.
Under any other circumstances I would have probably shut up. But you see, every saint has a past, as my dear (dear, dear, dear...) Oscar Wilde famously quipped. That includes Madam Mao Llama, who is no stranger to staged pics, for a good and quick buck.
Have a look here and tell me what do you see:
[Source: @janesislandphotography IG account - posted May 8, 2023]
Or, perhaps in *urv's own words:
Hands over ear: a longtime rehearsed move she used in the above photoshoot, for a wedding photographer based on Prince Edward Island (one of my favorite Canadian destinations, btw, such fond memories). And taken during a modeling and elopement/wedding photography retreat in Northern Ireland, organized by Here We Go Elopements:
[Source: @herewego,elopements IG page - posted May 9, 2023]
At that time, Madame Llama Mao was already divorced and possibly already involved with Eoin French, aka Talos, whom she allegedly married shortly before he fell ill and sadly, passed away (August 2024). She was working at that time for the ACA Models company, based in Belfast and her portfolio is still listed on their website, along with all her measurements, etc:
[Source: ACA Models' website]
I will let you, as always draw your own conclusions. I mean: a thirsty model, an actor with a couple of important things to hide and a New York photobooth. What's there to comment, LOL? And what could possibly go wrong?
Everything?
Mark me: I continue to call bullshit on this one, too. This much touted pic, which was supposed to make us shut up only made things way worse.
But, as always:
Ship on, ladies. It is all innuendo, as I fathomed.
