#bumble adventures

[diet-cokette]

stashing condoms and lube in my purse just in case I get some action tonight and I took a lot of shit out to make room in my small ass purse but no way am I taking out my rosary, mini plastic baby Jesus, St John Vianney card, or my love protection spell charm bag. superstitious till the END I will toss the lip balm and granola bar aside to make room for my trinkets 🤣

[jedifighterpilot2727]

Gay girls on Bumble really out here saying that tacos are the one meal they’d eat for the rest of their life and I’m just sitting here trying to figure out if everyone is making an innuendo or if gays just really love tacos!

[horsesandhockeyplayers]

🤢🤮

[starfallkaz]

this guy on bumble’s profile said:

I can guarantee you’ll be the attractive one in the relationship

so I simply messaged him: are you a pick me boy?

AND HE UNMATCHED ME

....Excuse me sir this does, in fact, confirm that you ARE a pick me boy who didn’t want to be called out on it ooop

[msfirelord]

maybe I should try bumble again, at least just as a form of exposure therapy to talking to strangers

[paczki-lady]

A recent conversation I was unfortunate enough to endure. And a recent selfie, for comparison. If he had just called me fat I wouldn’t be mad, but shaped like a potato?

[firesong-writes69]

gay culture is exchanging space facts and arguing over what the best planet is 

[diet-cokette]

I got a bf