Doesn’t care if you fall asleep on him, because he’s passed out.
Gives you the death stare when you volunteer him for early morning training with Gladio
Second heaviest sleeper in the group
Bed head? That’s just how his hair is, it defies the laws of physics
Will teach you to fish if interested, bonus points if you already know what you’re doing
Will absolutely tease the shit out of you if you don’t like touching the bait or the fish
He’s just living his best life
Sometimes you’re aware that you’re modeling for his photos, other times you don’t know until he shows you later on
THRASHES IN HIS SLEEP MORE THAN MAXIUM THE HORMONE
Those hands are rated E for everyone
Seriously, enjoy waking up with random bruises or from the people’s elbow to the face
Other than that he is literally a ray of sunshine and you will do anything to protect him
Scares easily, like you could just say hi and he jumps
Sometimes his obsession with chocobos scares you
Gruff exterior, teddy bear interior
Just wants to see his loved ones succeed
Unless it’s early morning training, better hide if you dont want to get your ass handed to you by Lieutenant Hardass
Unhealthy obsession with Cup Noodle, which is weird because he’s so into fitness (fitness cup noodle in his mouth) and working out and staying healthy
HUMAN FURNANCE, which is fantastic during cold nights but is what you imagine hellfire feels like when it’s hot. Especially when it’s hot, and you got that morning sweat(death) box tent heat.
Will absolutely recommend you books if you ask, we love an avid reader
Will personalize you training to your needs, you dont even have to ask he just knows what you need
Def the mom of the group, makes sure you eat, drink your fluids, bandage your wounds, mends your clothes, etc
Hands down best food you will ever eat in your life, even just a plain slice of cheese pizza has never tasted so good
Bonus points if you show interest in cooking, he’s definitely the most patient teacher
Perfect tent buddy, doesn’t snore, isn’t a human furnace, in fact he just stays in one position all night
Is absolutely the lightest sleeper. You got up to pee one time and all you heard was “where are you going?” and you turned around to see him sitting upright and wide awake
You know you’ve become closer when he drops his formal way of addressing you, and instead adopts your nickname
DAD PUNS!! COME ON DOWN GET YOUR DAD PUNS FIIIIIIVE DOLLARS!!!!!!!!
At the start of the trip you loved his puns, and now you just groan along with the rest of the boys(you still love hearing them but you’re not about to stroke his ego)
