May 9
Thranduil would 100% send Bard a letter or a thrush saying "Visiting Dale in three days, don't wash" a la Napoleon. I know in my heart that this is true.
#Bard: I'm absolutely disgusting right now sorry o.O#Thranduil (entire face in the bush): never apologize for that.#Thranduil scent kink is real to me it comes with the territory of enhanced senses and the novelty of it since elves don't really get stinky#And like. Humans probably do have pheromones we're just really bad at detecting and responding to them because we don't have a VNO#(vomeronasal organ)#But elves might...#Barduil#headcanon#pseudohades.txt#creature elves