#but oof

[lizardho]

Every once and a while I’ll be having a normal day and my brain will be like “remember when you were 8 and wanted your friend from school to adopt you like a dog because you liked it when he told you what to do” and it’s like…huh. What is the purpose of that memory, brain? And my brain is like “I dunno, I guess I’ll go back to making your back hurt.”

[xuugu]

Sleepy Crowley on a bench WIP

[the-loosest-moose]

This ep made me so happy and so sad. So many lovely moments and badass moments, and I'm so pleased we have Remy (and Romy) back.

But oof. It seemed like we might be heading toward the gut punch we got, but even knowing it might be coming... again, oof.

I think it's going to need to be fluff writing day to soothe the soul. Bear with me if I post something really sappy.

[dispatchincorrectquotes]

*Robert is talking about his past*

Robert: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.

Blonde Blazer: Robert, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years! Oh, I hope it gets better!

Robert: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.

[damicest]

And if Batman were to be used as leverage against Robin, I think that'd just be fantastic. Throw that man at a young Robin's feet already beaten and bruised and barely conscious, talking about, "if he means so much to you, prove it."

So Batman can rasp around a mouthful of blood, "Robin, no. You don't have to—"

So Robin can press his lips together in the briefest hesitation, then raise his chin and ignore him entirely. "Fine. Let him go."

Torture is torture is torture. Pain is pain. He can take it if it'd spare Batman. Batman's so much more important than him.

Only to get amusement in response. "Oh no, neither of you are leaving. That's not what I meant. Fuck him or you both die."

[httydincorrectquotes]

Tuffnut: I don’t mean to brag, but I am totally the most responsible person in our group. Hiccup: Tuff, you literally just set the kitchen on fire trying to make a sandwich.

[based--ball]

kirky has a 66% overturn rate on abs challenges (43/65). vali has a 44% overturn rate (20/45).

[mycatpomona]

not adhd as in “quirky interests and hyperfocus”, adhd as in “sometimes I get so angry I involuntarily scream”