#but politely

[error404lavendernotfound]

Hello again :D

May I request the Sanses with an S/O who works with ghosts? Like they pacify angry spirits and lead them to their after life, deals with the demons summoned during kids' parties, and squirrel away cursed artifacts to a safe location! They even have a hotline humans and monsters call to get advice on how to deal with certain ghosts or what entity may be inhabiting a certain area.

Bonus: S/O advocates for ghost monsters to have property rights in the overworld.

Tysm!

Your writing is awesome!

Hi! 👋 Thank you! I enjoy doing it!

Thinks your business is so entertaining. Forget Cable, he’s got a prime reality show right in front of him! (Especially when your clients are actually just idiots and not haunted in the slightest)

Red, Comic, Geno, Fresh, Swap, Ccino, Killer, Horror, Dust, Cross, Error

This is how you two met. People thought he was a ghost and you had to smooth things over.

Dream, Ink, Pale, Passive, Swan

He admires your advocacy for ghost monsters. He’s got a little bit of a hero/celebrity crush on you.

Blue, Heart, Syrah, Plum, Cherrybomb, Template

You were called to dispel him, leading to a minor obsession on his side.

Bill, Reaper, Nightmare, Swad, Shattered

[unintentionalseductress]

As Eminem once said:

"suck a dick, and lick a dick, and eat a dick, and stick a dick in your mouth"

Too bad there's a dick scarcity lately (the good kind, not the ones that are on screen too often these days).

[cosmo-lives-here]

rolls around and screams

[vixslzsworld]

HOLY MOLY,,, it’s been a hot minute since I’ve posted.

I cannot thank you all enough for the support on my last post!!!

anyways wanted to experiment with one of my favourite characters to draw, yet haven’t posted him yet.

I kinda had a thought process. Since Split has a banana phone, how amusing would it be if Wallter had a brick for a phone?

grey man❤️

[opisasodomite]

I had *thought* my group project in another of my classes would go smoothly but I open the google doc we’re using to create a research proposal due Sunday and see that one of our members literally forgot what we were doing as a topic and started writing about something else entirely in her portion of the literature review.

[starryalpacasstuff]

(diss)respect

If yall ever want to learn how to diss on someone massively and repeatedly while maintaining a cover of respect and politeness, let me let you in on a little secret.

Read what any modern psychology textbook (or even a book tbh) has to say on Sigmund Freud and his work. I can assure you, there will be lots of it, and it will be absolutely hilarious.

[crymeariveronceagain]

(Kam Anon) Actually, could you ignore my last ask if that’s okay? I think I got way too excited when you mentioned media, haha. I’m sorry if I came off as annoying, I hope you’re doing well and that your break is helping you feel rested. :)

oh hush you're not annoying i'm just busy and have a lot of asks and i saw a large block of text and went ooh that will take a second or two to answer and so i decided to wait

don't worry about it at all

your anxiety is lying to you and i know that it is because my anxiety says the same things. so, therefore, lies.

I didn't think it was annoying at all! I was actually excited to get around to answering it. Of course, that's only if you want me to. If not, send me another ask, I'll make it disappear

In the mean time

You are not annoying. Your excitement to share what excites you is not something that I'm gonna look down on.

Like, yeah. Excitement is not annoying. Eagerness to share what you like with others is not annoying.

So.

If someone makes you feel that way then that's not very cash money of them.