This Blog Has Been Contaminated By The Spiral

The first thing to note is that I am just some guy. Gay, male, 31. Come for the food polls, stay for the ????

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[un-monstre]

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[animentality]

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[gothdianxia]

[rthwrms]

TODAY I AM EXCITED ABOUT ESCAPING THE TORTURE LABYRINTH (& other affirmations)

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[husband]

[segamascott]

[orteil42]

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

[eikonoklasms]

i cant stop thinking about this post so bad. cat named daniel

[b33tl3b0y]

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

[kosmogrl]

babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched your wheelbarrow of tiramisu