This Blog Has Been Contaminated By The Spiral

The first thing to note is that I am just some guy. Gay, male, 31. Come for the food polls, stay for the ????

[labcorp]

not my grape not my surgery

[miracoll]

[starshipgenius]

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

[killrockstar]

ai is telling me they made abu dhabi up for garfield

[clytemnestraaa]

one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.

[jadeharleyinc]

oooooh i got plany of disk space

[machinot]

Share link 10 years ago

https://Poopvideos.com/video-id/817655H

Share link now

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[thepromiscuousfinger]

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[gingik]

[goldcrescent]

[lamignonette]

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[opisasodomite]

I’ve been reading Sophie’s World, a ‘novel’ that’s mostly just a crash course on the history of western philosophy. Anyway, I finished the Plato section and “Plato’s World of Forms” would be an excellent name for an indie or shoegaze band OR a theme park with shitty mannequins and statues and roadside attraction-caliber exhibits

[real-language-facts]

dinosaurs spoke esperanto and thats why they had to die

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day