#but simultaneously

[heavenlywinchester]

the younger/new-to-fandom spn fans must lack some serious media literacy skills because wdym we’re losing the ancient omega dean/jensen texts. wdym people in tiktok comments are saying it should’ve been the other way around. Do You Hear Yourselves. Have You Seen The Original Omega Eyes of Jensen Ackles.

[flickeringquip]

"No way, your first kiss was that bad?!" Cody laughs mockingly at your lament. +Trauma

Your sight which was once focused on your empty glass of alcohol is then rapidly shifted to stare eye to eye with Cody. His hand forcefully grabbing both your cheeks between fingers, almost smushing them.

"If you want, we can fix it right now. Either I can do it, or—" +Arousal

"'Fix it' my ass— Fuck off." -Trauma

Cody (and intro dialogue/the template) belongs to @sweetestflow3rs! An entry for their raffle! Also an excuse for the Barbies to (almost) smooch

[lorquiana]

couldn't they have at least given us a timeframe. what if it drops while i'm at work this evening. why would netflix choose to harm us this way

[deathdetermineslife]

Piggybacking off the "you seem intimidating" one. Honestly you're less intimidating to me, probably because interacting with you has made me realise what a major goober you are, so much as you just have deeply cryptic vibes about you.

Like "Can't take Benadryl because you owe money to the Hat Man" kinds of energy. (this is a good thing. These vibes rule. 👍)

perhaps this is because i dont show much of my personality on my own tumblr blog (you'd think i would, considering its mine and i can do what i want with it), but i sprinkle it throughout my posts here and there via my tags

everytime i talk about myself its just random facts that have nothing to do with anything. fun fact! I'm a carrier of mrsa which me i can get it practically at any time, unlike most people, who have to get it via a wound. another fun fact! i have nightmares of people breaking into my house once a week and have for over five years.

this makes me sound like i owe the hat man money, in which, i probably do.

[dove-like-the-bird]

I swear to the heavens above that sport/team building exercises where created with the sole purpose that the male specimens (/affectionate) don't have to admit they are not in fact straight

[cookieiswriting]

Two Detectives Board the Wrong Train...

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Sleep deprivation is NOT a new obstacle for Bruce or Tim. They know how to work around it, and as often as the both of them pull multiple all nighters in a row, they DO (supposedly) know their limits. That said, accidentally being shoved sideways through a pillar in Kings Cross while running on fumes isn't something their bat-paranoia had planned ahead for on this mission abroad.

OR

Haha there's only one train that leaves at eleven from kings cross today, right? Oh shit ow what was that- OH MAN THAT ONE'S ABOUT TO LEAVE GET ON GET ON GET-

-=-

Basically a Tim Drake centric case fic based around him discovering the magical world, and that world's connection to the case he's working on as well as it's connection to himself. :)

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

recently came across a video where a man did a back flip in an airport and i was like oh that's pretty sick. and then i went to the comments and people were saying he should be jailed for doing that in a public place. and i was like umm...what corner of the internet did i reach?? why would he be jailed? and then i rewatched the video looking for anything out of place and realised. he was wearing tights. and his dick was. mighty prominent in that flip. obscenely so. i just somehow missed all of that the first time

[iheartmoons]

Even after wringing it inside out, he finds there is more to say about it. Perhaps it is because it explains to them the universe, and such a topic as that is infinite. But when Regulus looks down to his copy, cracked open on his desk, he finds no feelings there. Before him, he sees a book with a red leather cover, the paper too thin and the words too small. If he were to dip it in the fountain, the ash and ink of the teachings would run like blood.

things are only ever as big as we make them.