#but totally

[whatwasidoingjustnow]

are you sure about that …

[fishybehavior]

okokokok

just me writing the kind of relationship I want. Don't mind me

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New found reality

“Lar.

Lar.

Lar!

Laar!

LAR!”

Lar woke to the anxious face of his beau, that along with the rushed awakening made put him into overdrive. “What's happening? Did someone get hurt? Is the city getting attacked? Is the overlord back??”

“Worse.” Jay dead panned,

“What could be worse? Did someone die!!”

“Gosh no, it's not that bad.”

“Dear, what could be worse than the overlord yet not as bad as someone dying.”

Jay looked anxious as he put his laptop in Lar’s lap. A wiki page was open, “Worms come from eggs!” Jay practically yelled at him, and Lar sat there letting that cursed information soak into his brain.

“What do you mean they come from eggs!!”

“It's right there on the wiki page!!” Jay frantically pointed at the screen, “There are videos of them hatching!”

“HaTcHinG?!?!”

“Hatching. . .”

Lar sat there in the heavy silence, trying to make sense of this new reality he’s found himself in. “dear. . .” he started shaky, coming to a new realization, “you do realize that implies that worms lay eggs.”

He watched Jay’s face quickly flash through the 7 stages of grief as he took in this information. Face falling blank at the end, as he grabbed a pillow from the bed and screamed into it. Lar patted his back in comfort as Jay unloaded his newfound insanity into the pillow.

Once the two had understood this newfound secret of nature they spent the rest of the night going through the internet, screaming at the information they found. Watching videos, reading blogs, just going bananas. They didn’t care when they got a noise complaint from their neighbors in the morning. Everything had shifted, nothing was the same, nothing would ever be the same again.

Because worms came from fucking eggs.

[anannua]

Shisui - Turned On and Horrified

Minato & Obito - Teasing

[owlofnonsense]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Nathan Summers & Wade Wilson & Original Character(s), Nathan Summers/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Wade Wilson, Nathan Summers, Original Female Character(s) Summary:

Liz is a normal woman living a normal life, aside from being Wade Wilson’s long time neighbor.

Here’s the third installment of Cookies & Ash. My personal garbage fire of an attempt at writing. Bon appetit y'all 😘

[gaslampsglow]

I, The Magician

[amiadahlia]

You can’t escape me. You’ve liked my posts enough times. I will keep posting peak until we inevitably become mutuals. Don’t try and fight it.

[sweetandlethal]

Do you have those moments when you're like "wow I'm soo Mexican"? Lmao when I'm heading to my English course I always come across a lot of touristic places like Christ The Redeemer and I'm like "Wow I feel so Brazilian right now"

YES. YES MANY MANY TIMES.

And tbh... I love it, I embrace it. It’s the feeling I live for. 

Because for anyone here reading this who is not form latinamerica... Sometimes it gets hard being proud of where you come from. 

And I’m not even talking about xenophobic white people or something. Esos gringos y europeos de mierda, con mucho gusto pueden venir para que los mande yo a la verga. 

But because our goverments are mostly bad, because there’s power imbalance, because there’s corruption, because the lack of justice.

However, amigo, when you go to latinamerica and a) someone  just robbed you. b) you’re lost. c)you’re in trouble, or the best of the best here d) you want to party There’s always someone there for you and happy to help you, to be with you.

I’m so fucking happy I was born and I recide in Latinamerica.

No place I rather belong to.