Dec 14, 2013
I'm not a Twin!
Yesterday at my cousins house.
Stranger: Elijah, can I have ...
Me: I'm not Elijah
Stranger: Oh fuck. You look like Elijah! I so sorry sista!
(Stares at me for a good 5 minutes)
Me: What?!
Stranger: I sorry! You just look like Elijah das why! Brah das faken cool u guys like twins
Me: I'm not a Twin (walks in the house & elijah walks out)
Elijah: She is my twin but I'm sexier!
Everybody: Hahahahahaha