Yhwach: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Haschwalth: ...I did. I broke it.
Yhwach: No. No you didn't. Bazz-B?
Bazz-B: Don't look at me. Look at Cang Du.
Cang Du: What?! I didn't break it.
Bazz-B: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Cang Du: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Bazz-B: Suspicious.
Cang Du: No it's not!
Meninas: If it matters, probably not, but Bambietta was the last one to use it.
Bambietta: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Meninas: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Bambietta: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Meninas!
Haschwalth: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Your Majesty.
Yhwach: No. Who broke it?
Cang Du: Your Majesty... Candice has been awfully quiet.
Candice: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing.]
Yhwach: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
