#by default

[partisan-by-default]

I dedicate this award to @apolladay and our mutual hatred of JKR.

[grimalkinmessor]

Thinking about an AU where there is no Death Note Light literally just develops the ability to causes heart attacks through knowing someone's name and face and having enough active malice towards them that their heart just explodes. Thinking about how he'd be in denial about it for longer. Thinking about how he'd go even more insane with his God Complex. Thinking about Ryuk just being the first person to find out about it because he watched Light glare super hard at Shibamaru Takuo right before the guy collapsed convulsing on the ground and died. Thinking about Ryuk IMMEDIATELY tagging along for the fun of it and shoving his way into being Light's best friend within fifteen minutes of this discovery. Thinking about Light killing people on accident because his powers are now emotion-based. Thinking about Light blasting rage music through his headphones so he can kill multiple people at once. Thinking about L feeling his heart stutter in his chest so often around Light that he's convinced he has feelings for him but it's really just Light's power knocking at his ribcage because he only has half of L's name. Thinking about—

[feralmoonlight]

Oh. He's nice. Neat. Also, have the obligatory shitpost. Not sun. Not moon.

YN please.

[wolfatethedoor]

alan shore. . . that could've been a post in and of itself but i was gonna say he has the most perfect voice in the history of Ever and he uses it for Evil (being a lawyer)

[raynebites]

can we bring back victorious please 💔

and robbie x beck but that may be loser yaoi

[ometochtli2rabbit]

[whumplicity]

Hi you are such a joy on my dash never change ilu <3

I am so sorry my dumb ass just got to this, I am cleaning out my inbox and my eyes were blessed with this absolute <3GEM<3 once again, and I 🥹🥹🥹 oh girl 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 DO YOU HAVE A BASTARD LANDLORD????? WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE RID OF THEM IN A DISCREET FASHION??? I willl go and beat them up for you, and I will probably lose, AND it will be as discreet as a bomb, but 🥹🥹🥹 no bloodshed is worth anything when it's for an absolute SWEETHEART like you 😭😭🩷💗🩷😭💗🩷💗🩷

BUTTTT!!! if your landlord's all fine and chill, what about your health insurer??? I have zero sniping experience but I'm sure my hatred-fueled bullets will pierce their target. How about it, ma'am??? 🧎🧎🧎🫡🫡🫡

Or would you like me to ✨stab✨ a president of choice??? I'm no chef but I can cut the toughesttt, meanest meats 😌😌😌 Verrryyy nice knives🔪🔪🔪 indeed too, mhmm mhmmm my roommate recently bought some new ones recently and they are very very sharp 😌😌🔪✨🔪✨✨🔪 slice through stone like butter and flesh like water 🤺🤺

Or perhaps YOUUU would like to be stabbed instead??? Hm? I know people that are into it, and if you are so inclined I would be more that happy to oblige you. You lil' ball of sunshine. 🥹💗

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