#c-section baby

[queeraliensposts]

I think it's very transphobic of those doctors to cut me, a trans man, out of my mother's womb on the first day of Women's History Month.

Now the first day of a month meant to celebrate women is dedicated to me, a man.

You see if the doctors had just waited one month to cut me out I would've been born in Autism Acceptance Month. Then I wouldn't be taking away a celebration from a group I'm no longer a part of because I'll ALWAYS be autistic.

Dumb fucking doctors /j

[kawareo]

1 and 11 for the new Durgetash meme if you haven't had them already

1. What's Durges creation myth? Not the 'and then there was a gore baby'. Give me the details, what did Bhaal actually do for Durge to torment Toril in a few years?

Bhaal sliced his own belly open and molded Durge out of the flesh and guts that fell out of him. Shaped it until it resembled a baby and opened its eyes. I like to think that Sceleritas came to life then for the first time to pick up the child and wrap it in a red cloth that later became the Deathstalker Mantle

It was an unholy ceremony that left no survivors but Echoes of previous Bhaalspawn to tell the tales of it, and also the last time Bhaal has materialized in Fae'run. It brought upon a series of murders and people going insane if they wondered into the woods where the temple in which the ceremony happened was, some say it still can happen to random travelers but at this point it is considered just a legend.

11. What portfolio would they have claimed if they ever got to ascend? Would they simply usurp the current dead three or ascend and claim an unrelated portfolio of their own? What's going on there?

Oh they would take over their respective gods' portfolios! And would probably use them better tbh, Strike doesn't mind submitting himself willingly, at least not to Gortash, so they could have a much better Tyrant/Tyrant's Blade relationship than Bane and Bhaal ever had.

Or at least that's what Gortash tells himself when he is sure Bane can't hear him.

[laurenpiplupfluff2]

MacDuff, to the Genie: I wish I had never been born Genie: done MacDuff: ... MacDuff: nothing's changed Genie: correct

[karmabites96]

Precious little beans, my baby is getting so big at 6 weeks old, weighs 10 lbs 4 ozs and is so attentive and vocal. I love my little man. Can't believe it's been 6 weeks I feel good even with having had a C-section.

[elijahsfirstrodeo]

I could kill Macbeth if I wanted to

[highraccoon]

baby Santiago is coming tomorrow

[pottymouthedmomma-blog]

Baby Fever

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First Family Photo

So the picture above is our first photo taken as a “family” after Logan was born. Now I’m not usually the type to go back and look at pictures for no reason, but dang it, here lately I’ve been wanting another one of these!!

The issue with wanting another baby is that I’m not even sure if I could carry another child full term. I had so many complications during the…

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[iamwhatyouwantmetobe]

I realized over the weekend that I'm an A+ gay because I've never actually come in contact with a vagina. Not even during birth.