Benson: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Rigby: Okay, but in my defense, Mordecai bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Benson: That's not want I wanted to- You drank shampoo?
Skips: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Rigby: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
Muscle Man: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves.
High-Five Ghost: I think you mean cards.
Muscle Man, pulling knives from his sleeves: I did not.
Pops: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else to do something about it.
Pops: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
Rigby: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired. I'll ne fine.
Eileen: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Rigby, blushing: O-oh- Wait, are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Skips: What does "take out" mean?
High-Five Ghost: It can be all three if you're brave enough.
Margret, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Margret turning to Starla: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Thomas: Did you know that we are made out of atoms?
Thomas: And atoms never touch each other.
Thomas: So in my defense, Rigby, I did not knock you out last night.
