#c.jem

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“If I hear one more Christmas song, someone is getting strangled with tinsel.” ( from kit, lbr )

“It’s better than baby shark,” Jem adored Mina with every fiber of his being but he really just couldn’t wait for her to forget that particular piece of children’s media existed.

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“It is very weird to have people so young constantly talk about how hot I am, especially when they do so directly in front of my children.”

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Smash or pass jem for will and will for jem

“Well considering he is my parabatai such an act would be highly illegal,” Will spoke, “though to be fair the law states that loving him is illegal, so simply having a quick shag with no love involved is entirely legal. In which case I will go smash even if Six-Fingered Nigel will be a bit jealous for it.”

“Well considering how dreadful he is even without me stroking his ego I’ll say pass,” it was bad enough that he had tied Will to him with the parabatai ceremony but if they were lovers as well it would kill any chance his friend had at surviving after his death.

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Smash or Pass - Chris Hemsworth (at modern day muses)

“Pass, I’m a bit taken at the moment,” and unlike Magnus she wasn’t the sort to have a bunch of relationships through the centuries. Though who knew what would happen when she finally lost Jem in entirety.

“Pass as well I’m afraid,” Jem had no issues with the man but he really didn’t wish to sleep with anyone other than Tessa.

“Smash,” He seemed attractive enough and though he couldn’t say he’d want a relationship with the man Gwyn wouldn’t have an issue sleeping with him.

“Pass, we’re relaxing on a lot of things but relationships with mundanes is still grounds for getting your runes stripped,” not to mention she was perfectly happy with Gwyn and only barely knew who this Hemsworth guy was.

“Who?” Paige had learned a lot since her days in the Cohort but she still didn’t really know too much about mundane things beyond what little she had learned from hanging out with the vampires of Santa Monica. “Pass I guess?”

“Pass, why does everyone think I’m into men?” He only had love and while he certainly wouldn’t care if the only way to bring her back made her a man instead of a woman he still only loved her.

“I mean smash, though I don’t often sleep with people.” They were not made for love, theirs was a life of endless battle and bloodshed.

“Smash, assuming he was also into it,” Airmed shrugged, he had slept with plenty of people in his long lifetime. Though nowadays they mostly slept under their hill waiting to be called for some reason or other.

“Pass, I prefer not to sleep with mortals,” they were all like children and while the same applied to most faeries still around they were more similar to those who had been around when the riders were still young.

“Pass, I’ve never really been one for sex with anyone,” even if Delan was intrested in such things they were not given many occasions for such things beyond the occasional night in the unseelie court.

“Pass, it’s been centuries since I’ve bothered with that stuff and even when I did it was never with men.”

“I don’t know who this man is so pass,” Fal was perhaps the most sentimental of his siblings but he didn’t really do random one night stands, he had to know someone before he decided to sleep with them.

“Pass,” Eochaid saw no reason to further explain his decision to the warlock, the other was lucky he was even bothering to pay attention to the rather stupid game.

“If I answer will you leave me be?” Winter was with his King on a short trip to sign a treaty with the shadowhunters and so he was just watching Kieran during the party which the Bane-Lightwoods were hosting. “Pass.”

“He is a bit old but he’s still plenty attractive so smash,” Heddwyn replied easily, they had no real issues with sleeping with whoever they found attractive so long as they didn’t get clingy about it.

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@aestheticdriven [x]

Brother Zachariah knew that was meant to hurt him, but the distance between him and his emotions caused by being what he was prevented most of it. He should probably back off. He wouldn’t push the other for their story unless they wished to share it but there was no point in not answering it. “I think you could say I got what I wanted, I’m still alive after all.” Technically one could even say he had gotten what he wanted as a child, as he hadn’t died at the hands of the demon despite the fact he lost everything to it. Yet both times he survived it came at a cost. The first time there was poison and now he was a Silent Brother and would no doubt one day be just as detached as the rest of his kind.

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📂 (for the tid muses!)

Henry first started inventing things as a child after learning about Da Vince, though back then he had far less resources and all of his inventions were relatively small.

Will mainly uses throwing blades because they enable him to kill anyone who is attacking Jem no matter where on the battlefield he is.

Upon arrive to the London Institute they at first called him Jian as his English name had never really been used before but he reacted extremely badly to it and ever since no one has ever slipped and called him Jian.

Tessa has not turned into any of her old friends sins their deaths and she doesn’t ever want to.

Alexei was embraced by a man who wanted to be, and was until his untimely demise at the hands of shadowhunters, his lover.

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“What did Will do now?” Jem loved his parabatai, however he was also aware that very few got to see the side of the welsh shadowhunter that he did. There was also the not so small fact that his beloved friend did stupid shit like biting vampires.

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“Please tell me you’re not going to start talking about me like Lily does,” Jem sighed, honestly he didn’t mind her but he really did not need another person who would just keep talking about how hot he was. Especially not now that he was no longer detached from his emotions.