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@alfredomoretti

Viu? Eu disse que ia ser bem mais divertido se a gente saísse daquela festa.

Você deveria fazer o que eu peço mais vezes.

As predicted, I couldn’t find a pen with your name on it in Hawaii. So I googled ‘Xyla pen’ and it said “Did you mean xylophone?” and I figured it was the next best thing. Merry belated Christmas, Xylophone!

- the best fake boyfriend, Aloysius

You’re truly the best fake boyfriend I could have ever asked for! Thank you so much, Al. I’m sure my neighbours will get a kick out of me playing it at the crack of dawn, or even better, in the middle of the night!

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the-adriannalopez replied to your photo: You look like a country boy.

Is that a bad thing?

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Well I can definitely come and give you some of those, that wouldn’t even be a problem. Like a sleepover, Sir? I think there is a high possibility of you being able to convince me to stay.

Good, and yes like a sleepover. It'd be nice not to be rushed by the curfew.

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@Alex

I will just happily go see Ricky as he doesn’t have a roommate! Do me a favor though! Put something on the doorknob so I don’t walk in on anything I don’t want to see. Please!

That's cool with me. I'll be in my room. No sock necessary for that, but there might be a sock on the door for a while. Either way you'd probably just walk on in anyway.

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I was teasing. And eww. I don't want to hear it. I was here. I just wasn't in our room, roomie. I was else where.

Well since we’re roommies now, get real acquainted with the sounds of sex because I’m an only child. I’m a horrible roommie because I like to do what I please. And I’m a bit inconsiderate. I know these things, and I don’t want to fix ‘em.

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