Feb 19, 2019
Caffeine Birb
Today I learned about Prionops plumatus, the White Helmetshrike, who looks permanently strung-out on caffeine, and I can't stop laughing....
Hey! Hey Jeff! Pick me up another triple espresso on your way back!
“Become a mother!” they said. “It’s so rewarding!” They said. Fuuuuuuuck, I will never sleep again.
Everyone can hear the grass growing, right? I mean... it’s not just me... right?
Oh my f*cking GAWD, Randy, will these damned kids ever SLEEP????
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! QUIT JUDGING ME!