#funny birb

[natrodgers]

Ahhhhh yes, back in this side of Hell, where I truly belong

Here’s some stuff I made!

“My tolerance for you is about to expire”

“Presently engaged in fuckery”

“It’s not my circus but I can still watch the clowns”

“I could die tomorrow, but today I can enjoy some delicious trash”

[samsworld]

Me, attempting the simplest of tasks in public trying to maintain a shred of dignity...

[fandomizedrose]

Michelangelo Conure Poster, Creation of a Conure Art, Parrot owner gift idea, Bird lover home decor

[guineapigpixels]

A thief

[im-a-birb-mom]

Birb is confused about cup mechanics

[morphofan]

Caffeine Birb

Today I learned about Prionops plumatus, the White Helmetshrike, who looks permanently strung-out on caffeine, and I can't stop laughing....

Hey! Hey Jeff! Pick me up another triple espresso on your way back!

“Become a mother!” they said. “It’s so rewarding!” They said. Fuuuuuuuck, I will never sleep again.

Everyone can hear the grass growing, right? I mean... it’s not just me... right?

Oh my f*cking GAWD, Randy, will these damned kids ever SLEEP????

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! QUIT JUDGING ME!

[techi-carnage]

Rate my setup

[emmytheangryskeleton]

Poke