Rookie Goon: I have discovered a way to bring the entire Batfamily to its knees!
Veteran Goon: I'm listening?
Rookie Goon: Once we bring down this system? The Bats will be so hopeless, move so slowly, we will destroy them in a single evening.
V.Goon: I'm actually liking every word you have just said.
R,Goon: We go after the coffee pots, sir. We attack the coffee pots directly.
V.Goon: ...
V.Goon: You want to cut the Bats off from their caffeine source?
R.Goon: Yeah? The Bats depend on caffeine. It would be a fatal blow to them!
V Goon: It would be a fatal blow to US! Caffeine is the one and only thing stopping the Bats from doing the most heinous things. You take their caffeine and they will come after our caffeine... and anything else that makes us feel good for 5 fucking seconds!!!!
R Goon: *Tearing up* They wouldn't do that. Would they?
