#calgary glames

[rinkrats]

there he goes.... | pens vs flames, 29 nov 2021

[3arzal]

some nhl-ers and what they actually look like (part 1)

david pastrnak - a robber from home alone

sidney crosby - the PE teacher at an all-girls catholic high school that the nuns simp for sometimes

sebastian aho - pinocchio

andrei svechnikov - can either be a disney prince or your grandfather who never returned from war so his photo is in a necklace locket your grandma always wears

kevin hayes - another dumb robber from home alone

nolan patrick - "oh yeah? you like nirvana? name other songs that aren't smells like teen spirit and come as you are."

travis konecny - pre-beard he is the anime geek who watches too much hentai and beard phase is a duck hunter

kris letang - the guy you run into when you're lost in the woods on the way to the tower to save the helpless princess

brady tkachuk - like he should be mc lovin'

matthew tkachuk - the grumpy mcdonalds employee

andrei vasilevskiy - like he should be on a damn horse in a medieval painting. wearing tights.

nico hischier - THE GUY at the airport you'll never see again but you swore there was the 3-second sexual tension when you made eye contact during boarding

matt calvert - project runway judge

[nhloracle]

[matthewtkafuck]

3 years ago today!! 

[brandoncarlo]

giordano: hey johnny hockey

monahan: is that a nickname without a trademark?!

giordano: no it's..

monahan: i'm calling the police! *types 911 into microwave*

microwave: 911 what's your emergency

giordano: o.o