#caligov

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underrated canon facts and quotes from early wttt (longish post)

florida parties hard for spring break

florida and cali both like animal crossing

early new york did not have an accent. at all.

new york and cali sit next to each other in small meetings, aww

cali has been trying to make conversation with new york (to little avail) since episode five

the first florida nickname was cali as "safe space"

the states have each others' phone numbers

fl: "i'm also making sex shops and church essential" tx: "...i agree?"

florida was the first one to break the fourth wall!

florida is scared of national guard

"me and california had a fight" is a real dc line that i haven't heard a single caligov shipper go insane over like okay nice lover's spat

"we don't do that!" "well, you should" polyam king florida i guess

early wttt was just a goldmine for floridc content like

dc: "florida, is yours working?" fl: "yes." dc: "your unemployment website is working?" fl: "oh, i thought you were talking about my ass in these shorts."

florida's "mom and dad are talking"

stoner colorado my beloved

fl: "you cried the other day because you stubbed your toe." dc: "okay, and?"

ma: "death looks good on ya (ny), but nobody nohow gonna kill y' but me, so take some 'f these ventilators."

dc: "where's florida? it makes me nervous when i can't physically see him."

[s-e-v-e-n-24]

He realised he had been staring, and forced himself to look away.

Right up at Gov, who had crept up on him, appearing at his side. Fucker was always so quiet it was a miracle he didn’t have a heart attack every time.

“Are you enjoying yourself?”

Cali nodded, smiling up at him in a way he knew was charming.

“Better now that you’re here.”

He watched the man’s cheeks turn a light pink, and the way his eyes pointed down at the floor.

He sighed and spoke again before Gov could recover. “I barely know anyone here.”

“Well that’s kind of the point of all this, to meet your fellow states.”

California snorted.

“Aw, can’t I just stay here with you?”

Gov just smiled up at the taller state.

“Careful, there’s only so much flattery I can take.”

Gently, California slid closer, far too much to be subtle, just to see if the man would stay. His posture went stiff, but nothing else happened. He decided to rest his head on his shoulder as he talked about..Generally nothing to him. Gov only lasted a few minutes before pulling away, something about “Going to get them both drinks'' on his lips

I'm obsessed with the dynamics in this fic btw

Omg Gov/Cali my beloveds

I'm like 95% sure this is the I Don't Know Him fic?

Ok wait yes

One of the fics I wrote in class while I was meant to be working. This is right after Tecas was spotted

I wanted Caligov, n also for the fic to not solely be Cali ranting in his head about Texas, but I also needed Gov to like. Go away for a bit, cause he'd probably stop the chaos duo if he was there

Historical Caligov is I think semi based on how California became a state? I can't remember but it gave Those Vibes to me, y'know?

Anyway, Cali has just spotted Texas, and he's trying to distract himself. And here comes Gov (He really has terrible taste in men) As a perfect distraction. I set it so that the kinda flirty relationship was already there, but nothing really more then just kinda flirting with your boss to get your way. There's the possibility, sure, but he knows it's not much and he could easily scare Gov off

Which is sorta what he's trying to do. He both wants a distraction, and to be left alone. On another level, he wants to test what Gov wants, and if this will scare him off, if something changes

Their dynamic is everything to me <3