Theory Seven - Vaggie Is A Fallen Angel
Hello Wayward Sinners!
!!SPOILERS AHEAD FOR EPISODE THREE OF HAZBIN HOTEL!! I just realized while listening to "Whatever It Takes" that Carmella's entire thing in this song is her keeping a secret and protecting her family. Why add Vaggie into the song if her part of the episode is just supposed to be about how she feels like she is failing Charlie. This doesn't add up. Vaggie also talks about how she felt misunderstood before she met Charlie. I don't even think Charlie knows Vaggie could've/was a fallen angel. Vaggie's lines in the song suggest she feels responsible for the success of the hotel by protecting it. This implies she may not have been an exterminator but rather a guardian angel. Maybe the person she was guarding went to hell and this is how Vaggie met Charlie in the first place. I don't think that's as likely as through the song she was doing some impressive climbing and jumping from various heights. Even getting to the Crowsnest of the hotel. She doesn't have any specific powers we've seen, so this physical capability is a little strange.
She also has an extensive knowledge of Hell and its overlords. She was supposed to have died in 2014 far after most overlords had been ruling for years. Why would she know so much unless she was specifically trained to target overlords. Overlords are incredibly strong compared to the rest of the citizens of hell. What if there are certain exterminators who are trained to know what overlords to go after. This feels hinted at in Zestial's conversation with Alastor that Alastor fell into "holy arms" aka death by an angelic being. We know that Vaggie has a good bit of knowledge of how Alastor rose to power suddenly overnight. The angels may have been terrified of this raw power and started targeting overlords. If the show takes place in 2021 then seven years would've been when 2014. The year Vaggie died. Could it be possible that Vaggie hunted after Alastor as an angel in the middle of the extermination and when he was fighting Vox? Maybe she really does know more than she lets on. Anyway some of this is the crazed ramblings of a rabid theorist. That's all for now! What do you think? Comment and reblog! Stay Tuned!
