𝐀/𝐍 — i rewatched ferris bueller just for this, but honestly i forgot how good it was oml 🥺 also, u didn’t specify a gender for the reader so i made it gender neutral , i hope that’s okay !
𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 — [y/n] goes on a first date with cameron, only to have ferris bueller and sloane peterson crash their date.
𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 — @pelvicthrustingmonkeys ( ty for requesting ! + lmao i love ur username )
“nothing’s gonna go wrong, cameron!” [y/n] told their date, who of course was becoming a nervous wreck, even before the actual date started.
“you don’t know that!” cameron’s frown dropped down even further. “i-i just want it to be perfect.”
both of them were riding in cameron’s car, [y/n] riding shotgun as he drove them to their destination, a little restaurant that cameron was sure [y/n] would love. originally, he preferred going to a movie theater, but unfortunately, cameron overheard that ferris and sloane were going to see a movie. [y/n] didn’t mind though, they just wanted to spend time with him.
“well, we’re here...” cameron felt his anxiety increase until he felt a couple of fingers softly gripping onto his hand.
[y/n] entwined their fingers with his tightly, a lopsided smile appearing on their face. “hey, we don’t have to go here if you don’t want to. we could go to some other theater!”
“no, it’s alright. w-what’s the worst that could happen?” cameron grinned, squeezing their hand even tighter than before as they entered the cute little cafe.
“hey, i didn’t know you guys would be here!”
[y/n] and cameron whipped their heads around to see the infamous ferris bueller and his girlfriend, who’s table was near the enterance. ferris wore a smug smile which cameron didn’t take too kindly. he spoke through gritted teeth, not phasing ferris in the slightest. “i thought you were going to a see a movie, ferris.”
“we were, but sloane and i got hungry. and besides, i didn’t even know that you and [y/n] would be here.” ferris explained to cameron, sending a wink towards [y/n].
[y/n] sighed. they definitely shouldn’t have told him that they were going to the little cafe. cameron glanced at them, his lips parted just a bit.
“... sorry?” [y/n] scratched the back of their neck as they looked at him.
cameron let out a frustrated sigh, shaking his head as he grabbed [y/n]’s hand once again. “let’s just go somewhere else.”
“cameron, could i speak to you for a sec?” ferris put his hand up, stopping cameron and [y/n] from leaving.
cameron looked at [y/n] for a split second before scowling at ferris. “... fine.”
[y/n] shrugged, sitting down with sloane as cameron and ferris spoke to each other near the restrooms.
“if you don’t have your date here, who’s gonna be your wingman?”
“wingman? i don’t need a wingman!”
“... no. okay, fine! i’ll have the stupid date here.”
[y/n] beamed contently as cameron and ferris made their way back to their dates.
“so, what now?” [y/n] inquired to cameron.
“we’re gonna have our date here.” cameron told them, a bit disappointed in himself for needing a wingman.
as they both took a seat at a table right across from ferris and sloane’s table, [y/n] didn’t notice the little comments ferris whispered to cameron when they were turned away.
“uh, so, you like shrimp?” [y/n] raised an eyebrow with a slight smile at cameron’s question.
they then heard a tiny scowl, before they excused themself to go use the restroom for a couple minutes.
“and don’t be weird when asking them!”
cameron’s head was filled with orders. honestly, his head was overflowing with all the suggestions ferris told him. sloane was becoming saddened, ferris seemingly paying to cameron’s date more than his own. [y/n] couldn’t tell what was up with cameron.
“offer them some ketchup for the fries!” ferris whisper-yelled.
“u-uh, you want some ketchup?” cameron wondered.
[y/n] nodded. “yeah, thanks.”
cameron grabbed the bottle, accidentally squirted some onto [y/n]’s clothes. their eye’s widened. the cap was unscrewed a bit, and the angle in which the bottle was in didn’t help the situation either.
“shit, sorry!” cameron exclaimed. “i’m really sorry, really!”
the boy expected them to be completely pissed, and he would understand if they didn’t want to continue having any more dates. though their response was surprisingly calm.
“it’s fine! it’s alright. could i talk to you outside?”
[y/n] grabbed his hand, dragging him to the front of the cafe.
“you’re not acting like yourself, y’know. so what happened? where’s the usual cameron i love?”
cameron ran a couple fingers through his hair. he chuckled faintly, causing [y/n] to giggle a bit as well.
“i was trying to give you the perfect first date. ferris was helping. he didn’t do to good, did he?”
“well, no, but i think that the thought of it was cute!”
“yeah! it’s cute how you wanted the date to be perfect.”
[y/n] found themself on their tippy toes, pressing their lips to cameron’s delicately. it was as if cameron and [y/n] were handling glass or fine china. the moment only lasted a little while, but a spark flew through both teenagers.
“i think i love you too, cam.”
ferris’ cheering could be heard. he was at the door, clapping. “i knew you two kids would get together! now come finish your food!”
cameron and [y/n] shook their heads, laughing and snorting with embarrassment as they headed back inside to continue the date.