#canadian problems

[kblognar]

I am no longer interested in Hockey Night in Canada unless it’s presented by Jacob Tierney.

THE SLUTS :

THE SNIPERS :

[ekjohnston]

this is sure a weird time to be thinking about how to do promo for an ultra-canadian book about a hockey player (who is 14)

[chrissy-kaos]

It's -3⁰ out and I'm melting in this heat wave 🫠🥵

[chaos-and-recover]

It feels so wrong to log into my parents' TV provider to watch Heated Rivalry but I'm not paying for my own goddamn Crave account.

[dip-the-pip]

FUCK ryan Reynolds Tim’s donut getting its own special box for delivery and yet my Boston creme is upside down in a paper bag missing half of the icing

[insertcpnhere]

I wish it would snow but be warm

because the sound of snow falling is one of the most beautiful sounds but it's too bloody cold outside to sit outside and enjoy it

[icy-hot-slut]

Me, post top surgery: let me be shirtless >:’(

Canadian winter:

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

Seeing others showing off their Playbills while I have to wait a week or two to get mine makes me feel small and insignificant in the fandom.