Quote dump #37
- “Don’t take credit for my pain, you f*cking cabbage!”
- “It tastes like it was doused in hospital.”
- “Take this and make a shank.”
- “Don’t stab yourself. Bite off that tip.”
- “Please excuse my dank, awesome swag.”
- “I have Kahoot! ptsd.”
- “That was not a roast. That was like, deep-fried.”
- “I’m being crushed by a giant red pepper.” “I prefer fire-breathing pickle.”
- “Stab it with your candy-cane shank.”
- “To me, it’s like buying a roomba and nicknaming it ‘roomba’.”
- “I may be a dumb, disaster nerd.” “But...?” “Oh, there’s no but.”
- “Coffee’s more important than punching.”
- “Everything’s not fine! It’s gone to shit!”
- “Sir Lancelot with laryngitis. Silent knight.”
- “You don’t go and take other people’s oranges! We talked about this!”
- “The fastest way to someone is to drink their ginger beer.”
- “I’m Solid Snake. Recycling is my bible.”
- “By day, I’m Solid Snake. By night, I’m also Solid Snake.”
