#cannot win

[mr-honee]

honee: [offers coffee mug] wanna taste?

me: no

honee: so you don't like me?

me:

honee: wanna taste?

[hellahezz]

My ability to connect with people and make friends is perpetually ruined by the life-long autistic curse of "I can't be trusted with anything that comes out of my mouth so therefore I'll say nothing"

[sailermoon]

I like when the library is busy cause yaaaay more funds but also I hate when the library is busy cause noooo more customer service

[oversessed]

get u a squad who will publicly shame you for your inability to win on a certain map

[birdban-vents]

Grow hair out = take attention away from chubby cheeks

Grow hair out = dysphoria you look like a girl

[xxdev0tionxx]

i miss when i was popular socially and had friends except whenever i do i start to resent them and ignore them

[nevereacheaven]

bank account in the double digits 🧎‍♀️‍➡️

[skinnyhyena]