So... I just read the postings that... someone...
Douglas, If you're reading this I found it very immature and... and impolite to...
Why would you post this?!
I do not look at pornographic materials, nor cats falling off counters! And I'm not that short! For Christ sakes Douglas that was not called for! And..
I'm sorry to all people who have read this and believed the first-mate, however none of this is true! I swear! Well, not literally swearing, but I promise you that Douglas (yes, now I have no choice but to use his name) made ALL of this up! He's just fussy that I made him follow proper security measures when it came to a malfunction on the plane!
I swear, he's lied to you all! If you don't believe me, ask me! I'll answer the next question with 100% truth! I promise on my Pilot's licence!
If you are reading this, Douglas- you should be ashamed!
AND HOW DID YOU CHANGE THIS PICTURE?!
For god's sakes, PLEASE, BELEIVE ME.
I have to go... try and find a way to show you all...
Damn it Douglas.
=Captain Martin Creiff=