#captain jerk

[unblissfulawareness]

[bitchmilsky]

how did ray get cancelled for killing a spider but not for fighting a literal child

[mako85art]

Step 1. Acquire doctors chair and desk Step 2. Use tactical advantage of desk Step 3. Question motivation to sketch Getaway Step 4. Ask yourself why you drew him Step 5. Blame medication/drown a boat Step 6. ???? Step 7. Profit!!!

[monkeysatemylastrolo]

Today I find myself re-annoyed by the Spider-Man Homecoming trailer. Not because it looks bad (’cos it doesn’t), and not (solely) by the fact that Captain America- who ignored the wishes of over a hundred countries in Civil War- is still having fitness videos of him shown in schools as though he still counts as a good role-model (something I still find weird even if you only count the fact that he’s only as fit as he is because of drugs).

No. I’m annoyed by the “The rich and the powerful, like Stark, they don’t care about us” line. Because why, when Tony was the one who stood up for the rights of all the little people in the world, is he still being painted as the one who “creates” so many of the Marvel villains? Why are people still trying to claim that he doesn’t care what the public think/experience?!? Ugh.

Just... bitter over the scapegoating. I get enough of that with Sam in SPN.

[unblissfulawareness]

So I was thinking about this and specifically the part where the innocent minds of the young viewers watching rallied behind the fact that Captain Man had been told to off himself

But I think it wasn’t that deep

Based on Gooch’s upset surrounding his religious beliefs.

[unblissfulawareness]

Schwoz was about to give some vital information to the internet 👀💀

[bitchmilsky]

after thinking about the whipped cream laser i also realized i also wouldve taken a bite outta the Covert Wiener™ and died on the spot

[danschneider]

You caption this pic! My Instagram friends are already cracking me up

https://instagram.com/p/1OVE12ycZy/?taken-by=danwarp