#captain phasma headcanons

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

AU: Phasma as an opera diva

The Best Singer In the Company™, but low key about it

Will talk to all the ballerina’s and back up singers, and knows all of their names

Has a low tolerance for the managements (Hux’s) petty rivalry with the opera’s main sponsor Kylo Ren

Is the only person besides the Production Manger keeping the opera going TBH

Too glamorous for this sinful world to handle

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

[thirst-order-confession]

Hello again:D I would like to request a Phasma x fem!reader fic if you're okay with it. I would like to see Phasma brings the reader to a nice place for dinner and bring her a little gift as a secret birthday surprise. And then the reader get drunk and Phasma brings her back home and eats her up. *whisper*super submissive reader please*whisper* Yeah cause I just love dom!Phasma so much<3 Sorry for my poor English, cause it's not my primary language. Thanks for reading my ask and have a nice day!

hey!! so, writing the reader as drunk if kinda…..iffy subject matter, y’know? so i’m gonna keep the ask EXACTLY the same, but minus drunk reader, ok? ‘cause it kinda seems like phasma is taking advantage of reader. and don’t worry about your english! it’s perfectly fine!

Phasma wouldn’t tell you what she was doing for your birthday. But then again, Phasma never told anyone anything. So when she simply told you to put on some nice clothes, you didn’t really question it. You knew she wouldn’t do anything to put you in danger or anything, you trusted your girlfriend. 

It turned out she was taking you to an extremely nice place for dinner. At first you were nervous, afraid that you hadn’t dressed nicely enough, but Phasma just reassured you that anyone who said anything would answer to her. She surprised you during dinner with two airplane tickets, so the two of your could spend the holidays abroad, something she knew you’d always wanted to do.

Now, you’re both at home, and Phasma can’t keep her hands off of you. She’d slowly been working you up all night, with subtle touches here, a hand on your thigh there. She wanted to satisfy you tonight, and she knew just how to.

“I want you naked and on the bed in five minutes, love,” She tells you as she kisses your neck. She starts to lock the house up for the night as you scramble to your bed rooms. You’re undressed in record time. You sit on the bed, ankles crossed as she comes up the stairs. Phasma walks in and smiles softly when she sees you perk up for her.

“Such a good girl,” she coos, cupping your face wit her hand. You leans into the touch, eyes slipping closed. Phasma undresses, her silver dress slipping to the ground. She re-positions you to lay down, one hand lingering in between your legs, stroking your labia. “I want you to stay quiet, can you do that for me?”

You nod, one hand twisting in the sheets already, feeling yourself pulse between you legs. Phasma smiles when she slides between your lower lips. “Have you been waiting for me all night?”

You sigh heavily through your nose, suppressing a whine. A finger on your clit makes you tense. Phasma rubs slow circles around your clit as she looks down on you, pressing kisses here and there. It’s driving you crazy, your hips eager to move them against her fingers, two of them now in your cunt. 

As Phasma passes your clit particularly rough, you make a sound. You freeze, knowing she’s heard you. She stops, fingers pausing in place. “Darling, you know what happens when you disobey me.”

You whine inwardly as Phasma gets up, rooting around in a drawer before coming back. She’s got a small egg vibrator in her hand, the wireless remote in the other. She puts some lube on the tip, settling it right between you labia, on your clit. “Since you’re so eager to make some noise, let’s see how many orgasms you can take before you’re begging me to stop, love.”

[thirst-order-confession]

Hello if it's not too much trouble I was wondering if you could write some head cannons for what it would be like to date Phasma. IF this is too broad could you do something along the lines of dating Modern day Phasma? Maybe how she asked the RC out, what they do on dates, even how they cuddle? Do they live together, co-parent a pet? I just really like her and there is an unfortunate lack of content for her throughout the fandom. Even if you don't write this thank you very much for your time!

HECK YEAH ANON!!! also dont worry you’re no trouble at all!!! and i totally agree, there isn’t nearly enough phasma content!

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She takes you to a really pretty restaurant for your first date, and has impeccable table manners. Little do you know, she actually just really wanted to impress you. 

After that, she usually takes you to the local park to feed swans with her HANDS also to impress you and also because she loves them and admires their fierceness. She’s named all of them. 

Seriously, she does a lot to impress you. She almost starts sobbing when you tell her she doesn’t have to constantly try to impress you. 

Phasma is a GREAT cuddler, and specializes in being a big spoon. 

Her hair smells like cake. No explanation for why. Asking would probably ruin the magic. One day you see her rubbing cake into her scalp. You make eye contact and immediately burst into laughter. She makes you stop by feeding you said cake (not what was in her hair ofc). It’s Good™.

After a few months, she asks you if you want to move in with her. You say yes; her apartment has soft carpets and pretty fairy lights in her room, how could you not.

On Valentine’s day, after picking you up from work, you hear a strange sound from the bathroom. 

It’s a swan.

She caught a swan.

For you.

It has a pretty pink and white ribbon around its neck with half a heart shaped piece of construction paper on it. You take it, and it has half a note on it. 

Oh god where’s the other.

You hear a similar sound from the kitchen.

There’s a second fucking swan.

Upon inspection, it has the other half of the note.

Together, the notes read “I love you so much, darling. P.S., do you want to keep the swans?”

You get married a few years later with two swans as your adopted children. 

[musikat18]

Hey, could you make a Star Wars preference about coming out to your boy/girlfriend as ace, for the starkiller trio??? Thanks

YES, these ace headcanons are making me very happy~

When You Come Out As Asexual To Kylo Ren…

-He doesn’t really know what asexuality is, so you have to explain it to him. It doesn’t really affect him very much at all. He’s not really concerned about sex, obviously.-Kylo will definitely have questions, like when you found out and if he’s the only one who knows and such. If there isn’t something you want to tell him at first, he’ll wait.-The only thing that might cause a small fight is if you tell him you’re willing to have sex, but you feel no attraction to him in that way. It takes him a while, but he’ll come to understand that you can be asexual and still not mind having sex.-Secretly, he’d be kind of glad if you didn’t want to have sex with him; he’s not very experienced *shifty eyes* but you didn’t hear it from me.-Kylo is overall supportive of you, and although he may stumble over some of the things you want or don’t want and mess up, he’ll try his best to not mess up because he doesn’t want you to get mad and leave him.

When You Come Out As Asexual To General Armitage Hux…

(First headcanon using his first name by the way wow)

-It doesn’t bother him at first. He doesn’t really care because he’s too wrapped up in work, anyway. Sex, he believes, will not be something he has time in his schedule for.-However, once he starts thinking, he does realize that he wants a child of some kind who he can breed and train to take his place when he is too old to continue his work.-Hux has to think for a long time; he loves you the way you are, he really does, but if you wouldn’t want to have sex, let alone a child, with him, he doesn’t know how to tell you he might want to take a break while he processes this.-He decides to tell you he needs to think before you both move forward in your relationship, but something stops him; what if you wouldn’t want him back because of what he told you? If there was one thing he knew for certain, it was that he didn’t want to lose you.-Hux decides adoption is a perfect choice for him, anyway, since he could find someone a little older so that the care wouldn’t be as intense on either of you. He gives you flowers and nice jewelry to make it up to you, and even though you had no idea about his small struggle, you appreciated his sentiment.

When You Come Out As Asexual To Captain Phasma…

-She doesn’t care. Like, at all. This isn’t to say that she doesn’t care about you or who you are, she just doesn’t really mind this new revelation.-Like I’ve said before, Stormtroopers aren’t raised to be really worried about having sex, and Phasma was raised heavily entrenched in Stormtrooper culture. She is concerned about her mission, your happiness, and not much else.-Phasma may not be worried about having sex with you, but she is worried about officers and non-Stormtrooper personnel bothering you or trying to belittle you; officers are NOT raised to ignore sexual desires, they either come from the Star Destroyer academies indifferent or contemplating marriage/sex one day.-If she’s not the only one who knows, she’ll make sure that others who do understand that you are completely normal and valid, and that any comments made your way will not be tolerated, whether they’re under her command or not.-The second somebody calls you “just a prude” or “broken,” Phasma is ready to kick some ass and take some names. She will not have anyone telling you these lies, and you can be absolutely sure that the offenders are sent to reconditioning or killed.

[musikat18]

headcanons: what do you kink shame the dark trio for?

IT WOULD BE MY HONOR AND PLEASURE.

I kinkshame Kylo for his obsession with Vader. There is a REASON the song is called LET IT GO, not TIRELESSLY SEARCH FOR YOUR GRANDFATHER’S REMAINS AND KEEP THE ASHES OF YOUR VICTIMS WHO GET IN YOUR WAY. And you can’t tell me he hasn’t tried to get his S/O to let him wear the Vader helmet during sex.

I kinkshame Hux for the stick up his ass. We all know it’s there. Boy needs to take a chill pill, step back for a minute, and do some yoga. I like my Hux mildly chilled, not frozen over with anger and order.

I kinkshame Phasma for being a badass. Girl is too cool. She needs to stop or I’m going to switch to the Dark side just so I can tell her she’s a fabulous lady and a badass and top-notch captain.

[musikat18]

How do you think the Starkiller Trio and Mitaka would react to their S/O wanting them to sneak out of Starkiller base because they want play in the snow? (examples: making a snowman/snow angels, snowball fights)

YES. I lived playing in the snow as a kid, New York winters had the best snow! I’m so excited to write these!

(LONG POST BECAUSE I LOVE SNOW TROPES! READ UNDER THE CUT!)

When You Ask Kylo Ren To Sneak You Out To Play In The Snow…

-He doesn’t really see any problem with it. Most days, he’ll go out in the snow to train in the woods nearby, so he prompts you to bundle up and join him on his training excursion.-Today, since he has you with him, he plans to work more on Force focus than saber work. You sit by at first, watching him manipulate the energy only he can feel buzzing around you, but boredom sets in fast.-You begin balling up piles of snow into a snowman-shaped form, and once the body is done, creating a tall, powdery figure, you snatch up his helmet from beside where you had been sitting before and place it on top. Kylo barely notices until he goes looking for his helmet again.-When he sees what you’ve done, he smiles the tiniest bit to himself, before he sweeps up the snow near you into a smaller snow-shape. Your hat seems to blow off your head and right onto the new ice body, which confuses at first; you blush when sticks appear on their bodies for arms, interlinked like locked hands.

When You Ask General Hux To Sneak You Out To Play In The Snow…

-Hux is an indoor person, and he’s not big on snow, or anything cold. When you ask him to ACTIVELY go out into the snow, he thinks it’s preposterous, but after some mild pleading, you manage to wear him down enough to get him to take you out to a place near the base where you can play in the snow and he can stand in the warm doorway of the base while still being able to see you.-He stands there, completely wrapped in his greatcoat and several layers of other coats and scarves underneath, even a special general’s snow cap, watching you wander around by yourself in the snow; you look decidedly a bit lonely to him.-He contemplates just walking with you for a while, but he can tell you know he’d rather not be out there and he doesn’t want you to feel like you’re forcing him into anything (mainly because he prefers to be in charge, anyway). Instead, he formulates an idea; he pegs a snowball at your back, and when you turn to him, he just smirks. This quickly dissolves into snowball warfare.-Hux makes you, once he is victorious, promise not to let anyone know he took down his strict demeanor to play in the snow with you. With his cheeks flushed from the cold and his hair unusually mussed, you can’t help agreeing; he’s rather cute when he’s not being a militaristic stone-heart.

When You Ask Captain Phasma To Sneak You Out To Play In The Snow…

-Phasma has a hundred more important things to do. She has training to run, plans to oversee, meetings on future strikes to attend, but she promises you one hour and one hour alone in the snow with her.-The cold air bites instantly, and even though you’re bundled up, she sees you’re still shivering and removes her cloak, wrapping it protectively around your shoulders. Her suit, she insists, is heated, anyway.-You can see the wind chill and frosty air begin to fog up her pristine, silver armor, making it look like she’s covered in shimmering ice itself. Her suit glistens, and you think she looks even more imposing and powerful than she normally does; declaring her the Ice Queen, you take some branches with a light dusting of frost and crown her, standing on a short rock and even then getting on your tiptoes.-She removes the makeshift crown, though it’s not because she doesn’t like it. She insists that there’s only one queen, in her eyes, as she places it on your head. You can’t see it, but you’re very certain that she’s smiling under her helmet.

When You Ask Lieutenant Mitaka To Sneak You Out To Play In The Snow…

-He’s very concerned about breaking any rules, so it takes him a while to convince him to go with you. Eventually, he agrees to request to General Hux that you join him on a jaunt around the perimeter to check for hostile or friendly arrivals that may arrive unexpectedly. He’s relieved when Hux agrees.-Mitaka takes great care to bundle you up himself, buttoning your coat and setting your scarf just so over your neck and shoulders. You smile and playfully adjust his own hat.-You just walk around, taking in the fresh snowfall that is starting to recoat the base. It’s a lighter snowfall than it usually gets, perfect for walking and enjoying the brisk, but not biting, cold in the air.-Snowflakes begin to make their home on the tip of his nose, and the face he makes to watch them is absolutely adorable. You can’t help smiling and giggling at how innocent he is for so cunning a lieutenant, and although it makes him huff slightly, insisting he’s tough, he can’t help laughing with you.

[starkillerscience]

Blackhole for Kylo and Phasma.

Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see?

Phasma: “I’ve always imagined that I would be staring up at a dull, tiled ceiling in my last moments or be looking through the visor of my helmet when the world goes black.  There isn’t anything that I particularly dislike about either of these scenarios, but I suppose there could be something better.  I could be seeing stars.  Not from a ship, because I’m so often seeing space through a viewport that it really doesn’t mean all that much to me.  But to see some stars in the night, having to squint through the atmosphere that hides nearly all of them from view… I don’t entirely understand how I would be placed in that situation or what it would mean, but I wouldn’t mind that.  Yes.  I wouldn’t mind seeing a few last stars through my own eyes.”

Kylo: He leaned forward, frustrated as he stared down at his hands.  “How about I tell you what I don’t want to see?  These black gloves… this black tabard and sabre.  I don’t want to see the metal and jagged rock of Starkiller Base.  I don’t want to see a single Trooper, a single ship.  No First Order personnel.  No snow.”

Phasma: “So then, what does that leave you with, Ren?”

Kylo: He shrugged, taking in a deep breath as he still stared at his gloved hands.  He could see them bare, see his fingers sinking into cool earth.  He could smell the rain and feel the grit of mud under his fingernails as he sunk a handful of dirt and seedlings into place.  The image swam around his head, but he couldn’t understand why.  Why did one green seedling stick out--its two leaves glowing with sunlight?  Kylo Ren shut his eyes, trying to squeeze even the light from his vision.  “It leaves me with the start of another life.”

[starkillerscience]

Phoenix for Phasma!!

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?

Phasma: “The blood of my enemies.”

Phasma: “Or a fresh pair of slacks.  But I’ll let you be the judge.”