#tfa headcanons

[moonlight-thoughts-and-tea]

Headcanon that whenever Bee gets wet he shakes it off like a dog.

[tesarusthickthighs]

human s/o headcanons for 4 bots of your choice?

of course!

human s/o headcanons for tfa blitzwing, tfp ratchet, mtmte swerve, and mtmte rung.

sfw

tfa blitzwing

likely bc one of the personalities became obsessed (probably random) and the other two got pulled into it

and eventually embraced it, but not without a fight

hothead was just pissed about it (of course), and icy was disgusted at first

like really?? he's already a freak and now he's into a HUMAN... primus help him

blitzwing as a whole is guarded and cold, even after its official between the two of you, he is standoffish and blunt

he can't afford to get hurt again, letting you get close was already dangerous enough. if he loses you, he might lose it for real this time

random is the easiest to get along with, he's more open (obnoxiously so) than the other 2

and again, probably the one who started all of this.

probably kidnapped you (a few times)

but you matched his freak and suddenly he's making googoo eyes at you

hothead is the next to let loose.

just scream with him, get angry with him, show him you care

he loves seeing you lose your shit, hothead thinks it's SO hot

this tiny little bug has the confidence of a mech much bigger than he, and he's drooling over it

icy is a tough egg to crack

he's methodical, he already sees every possible way this could go wrong

he knows he's cold and guarded, and he really doesn't try to (most of the time)

but letting the walls down feels so... vulnerable. it's unsafe.

but if you sit through the uncomfortable silences, the blunt observations, and the catty remarks, you'll break him down

he just wants to know you won't leave him too

mtmte swerve

probably has a human fetish but we'll address that later

and getting with a human does NOT help with the rumours on the lost light

but he couldn't give less of a fuck, he's thinking he's the luckiest mech in the whole damn universe

you have to fight him about paying for your drinks because he INSISTS it's on him. every time

swerve, you're going broke PLEASE take the money

he brings you up in every conversation. doesn't matter what it's about, he'll relate it to you somehow

he has the perfect movie for every occasion

movie nights are a very common thing with the two of you

his cooling fans will sound like a box fan because of how close you are to him

doesn't matter what point in the relationship you're in with him, you will always make him nervous

he overthinks everything, he's too emotionally aware for his own good

just tell him it's ok. make the first move, lead him through it

he'll get it eventually

you give him the motivation to go on

tfp ratchet

it's a miracle he's putting his energy into anything but getting off this primus forsaken planet so.. good job

most of your "dates" will just be either sitting in his habsuit, or on top of the bunker

basically anywhere without the children's (miko's) prying eyes

speaking of miko, she will take any and every chance to embarrass ratchet

he knows he spends a lot of time at that damn computer, and he's really trying to manage his time to fit you in his schedule

but sometimes the only way you can spend time with him is sitting on his shoulder while he works

you're his right hand, you help him oversee missions and act as a second set of eyes

two minds are better than one, he's started saying

of course, rafael has always been a great help with his computer magic, but you catch things his tired mind tends to gloss over

and he loves you for that

and as much as he say he hates it, he deeply appreciates your concern for his well being. making sure he refuels, recharges, even just take a break every now and then

optimus has told him he's glad to see his friend look so happy after so long

mtmte rung

he approached you when you first got on the ship, letting you know his services are available to you as well, considering being the only human on the ship may weigh on you

you kept the offer in mind, but didn't take him up on it

it started as a passing smile to each other in the halls, to chatting at the bar, and before long you were just kind of attached to him

he would never entertain getting involved with a patient, but seeing as you never saw him professionally,,,

he's a doting and attentive lover

he remembers dates, small details about you, passing comments

he stores everything subconsciously, and becomes a sort of personal calendar

"don't forget about that meeting today, dear!"

he calls you dear, love, and darling

dear is his favourite tho

rung is the shoulder you lean on

despite not seeing him in a professional setting, he will never tell you not to talk to him about things

if anything, he encourages it more now

"a shared burden is half a burden"

comparing him to most cybertronians, he's not much bigger than you

please hold him an cuddle him, he's soft

[emotionalsupportgoblin420]

TFA team Prime x Human!Reader headcanons.

Just some general crushing/relationship headcanons.

Optimus prime

He's absolutely shocked when he realizes he's fallen for a human.

He struggles a bit with the idea of a human and a cybertronian being together and how realistic it may or may not be.

Is definitely a bit nervous interacting with you one on one.

Tries to keep his cool but fails miserably lol.

Has made it his mission to protect you at all costs.

Despite his nervousness, he's quite affectionate.

It's just little things, but all stuff he knows you'd appreciate.

Always listen to you when you talk.

He remembers everything you say and will take note of like, dislikes, wants, and needs.

Takes him forever to muster up the courage to tell you how he feels.

His smile when you say you like him back is to die for.

This man yearns for cuddles but is too worried about hurting you or invading your personal space to just do it.

You gotta offer the cuddles.

Boundaries are number 1 on his priority list in a relationship.

He makes sure he doesn't cross any of yours.

He's definitely not all that openly affectionate around the rest of the team.

Hates Bumblebee's constant teasing.

When you two are alone, it's a very calm kind of affectionate if you know what I mean.

Honestly, your love is what keeps him going sometimes and needs you to know that.

He's a good leader and an even better boyfriend.

TFA Ratchet

This man is the definition of tsundere.

Can't figure out how in the wide world he ended up falling for a human.

So he denies his feelings for as long as he can.

Until they become too strong and he just can't.

Doesn't change how grouchy he is, tho lol.

It's a rare thing for him to say anything nice to you, but when he does, you can feel the sincerity behind them.

He would definitely end up confessing to you while protecting.

Trying to get this man to be openly affectionate is like trying to pull teeth 80% of the time.

He's not necessarily mean, just basic tsundere behavior.

But that 20% is something to die for.

Usually, it's late at night, when everyone else has powered down for the day and you two are the only ones still up.

It's at those times where he really opens up to you.

Not to mention, he appreciates having someone around to listen to him.

And he let you know he appreciates it.

He isn't much for physical affection.

Most you'll get is a caress on the cheek.

Acts or service is his main love language.

He'll fix certain things whether or not you've said anything about them, and he makes sure you take care of yourself.

He may be a little rough around the edges, but at the end of the day, he's a sweet guy deep down.

And he truly cares about you, no questions asked.

TFA Prowl

This man is fascinated by the idea of being in a relationship with a human.

But he never thought he'd be catching feelings for a human.

He's not quite sure what to do with these new feelings.

All he knows is that your presence makes him very happy.

It definitely takes him a while to figure out how to confess to you.

He's not used to being so open with other people.

He definitely gets a little bit flustered around you.

He's not quite sure what boyfriends do.

He tries taking advice from Bumblebee once but only once.

He vows to never do that again lol.

I feel like, despite him being a massive introvert, his love language is still quality time.

He really enjoys and values the time you two spend together.

Loves to study nature with you.

Whether that be through a nature walk or a nature documentary.

TFA Bumblebee

Gets a smile on his face every time you cuddle up next to him while watching a documentary.

Sometimes, he'll just space out and stare at you (until you look in his direction lol).

He usually isn't the type to get overly nervous, but you do some cute and/or hot, and you'll see him lose his cool (just a little).

He's quite the blusher lol.

Would probably faint if you ever did something sexy.

You're probably the only person you can really make him lose his composure, lol.

Oh this man fell fast and fell hard.

Doesn't really care that you're human.

Always tries to act cool around you.

Is an absolute simp 100%

Sometimes, he'll just sit there and stare at you.

You might as well be a god/goddess to him.

Out of everyone, he's probably the least nervous with his feelings.

Definitely finds a way to tell you how he feels in the "coolest" (by his standards lol) way possible.

He is the reigning king of surprise cuddles.

Anywhere, anytime.

He's pretty chill with PDA.

Likes people knowing you're his.

He loves to either play video games with you or just have you around while he plays video games.

He thinks the song Pika Girl by S3RL is the perfect song for your relationship.

Thinks you are the hottest thing on this planet.

He practically gets heart eyes every time you kiss him on the mouth.

When you wear a cute outfit, his knees get all weak as he tries to keep his cool.

God, if you were to wear something sultry, he'd probably start overheating and have an error lol.

Has tried to do the pocky thing with you at least once (if not more) even tho he doesn't eat pockys.

To him, you are his beginning, middle, and end.

TFA Bulkhead

Poor guy gets so nervous when he realizes he's fallen in love with a human.

He thinks he isn't cool enough for you.

Or too scary.

You'd probably have to be the one to confess first for this guy.

Is absolutely shocked that you like him too.

His main love language is 100% physical touch.

Would be too afraid of crushing you to cuddle up to you.

But when you cuddle up to him, oh gosh, you just made his day, no, his whole year.

Is definitely afraid to hug for similar reasons.

Practices gentle hugging on sticks and such just so he can.

Complimenting his art is another easy way to make his day.

As well as letting him infodump about random art facts.

He wouldn't use pet names on you unless you asked because he's so shy lol.

The first time you use a pet name on him, he'd probably almost faint.

Especially if you called him something like "teddy bear."

He'd might actual cry a little (happy tears ofc).

He loves just being able to carry you around everywhere on his shoulder.

He likes being your personal escort lol.

Sometimes, we he's feeling insecure, he needs reassurance you won't leave him for someone cooler.

For a big guy, he can be so sensitive.

And you mean the world to him.

[loving-loner]

I need tfa Optimus to be the holder of the matrix of leadership. The best part is that he doesn’t realize the significance of the artifact. So for example he and old meggsy are having a little tussle and op gets part of his chest plate tore off and the matrix is just there. Megatrons like ‘wtf I thought you where a nobody but your the prime’ and Optimus is so confused because the senate had all the info and story’s about the past primes and the 13. So Optimus is like ‘well I’m not technically a prime” and megs has to explain to this poor little autobot that no that bauble in his chest is not normal and that yes it technically means that op outranks anyone else. So op because he got self worth issues is like ‘oh ok so I’ll turn this over to sentinel to give to ultra Magnus’ at this point the ghosts of the thirteen prime show up scream NO and put Optimus in mandatory therapy.

[adventuretolkienlover]

Thought 1: Lead tastes sweet, which is why it was used as a sweetener in ancient times. So even though it's toxic to humans, Cybertronians probably could use it like sugar in their cooking.

Thought 2: Sari could eat lead paint chips and be fine.

[aviatrix-ash]

Somewhere in deep Quintessan territory, desperately attemtping to steal Energon from the greedy space squids, General Strika and her Decepticons while in their weakened state find themselves under siege and overpowered by the Quintessan and an army of their mind controlled Sharkticons. By sheer dumb luck, a little Autobot named Tailgate who had been imprisoned on the Quintessan ship had escaped his confinment while all the Sharkticon guards were busy. Tailgate felt that even Decepticons didn't deserve what he'd endured from the Quintessan.

He used his size to his advantage to slip by the Sharkticons unnoticed to activate some McGuffin in the ship that freed the Sharkticons brains from the Quintessan's control & enabled them to revolt against their oppressors.

Later Strika wishes to return the favor to the Autobot by ordering Cyclonus to execute him. This doesn't suit right within Cyclonus' honor. And nor did he feel right leaving a fellow Cybertronian alone in Quintessan territory again. He fakes compliance with Strika's order & proceeds to keep the Minibot hidden in his quarters. He'll drop him off at the closest Autobot colony later. Can he keep the Minibot secret long enough though? Who knows! Til' next time!

[fanged-fanfics]

☆ Stealing Your Heart — TFA Swindle x Reader HCs ☆

Genre: Fluff || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

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ᯓᡣ𐭩 Swindle wasn't exactly known for his charity, his own name blatantly gave that away. But you were is precious little human, his shining gem among all the rubble

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He'll use money that he gets from scamming people to pay for your dates together, along with any gifts he can pick up along the way

ᯓᡣ𐭩 "Hey there, my little treasure! Don't worry, I'll keep everything of yours safe and sound. What's yours is mine, dear, and I take very good care of what's mine"

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He's jokingly scammed you a few times, namely to doing a chore on his night to do them or convincing you to cut a deal for extra time by his side. It's all in good fun, he saves the serious schemes for strangers

ᯓᡣ𐭩 You sometimes get carried around in his chest compartment so he can have you nearby as he works, though he makes sure you're never caught in the place he links it to

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He gets fiercely protective of you if you're ever around during a fight, cradling you in his hands and making sure you're never out of his sight for too long

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He loves showing off for you, and takes immense pride in any compliments you make towards his appearance. He especially loves when you notice that parts of his plating can glow

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He definitely confessed to you by making a sales pitche about how he's got so much to offer as a sparkmate, literally selling the idea of himself to you in the most endearing way

[bird-in-the-space]

Domestic Bliss (Ultra Magnus x reader)

Requested by Anon

I am getting on my knees with my hands together like a desperate person to get some Tfa Ultra Magnus x cybertronian reader getting a domestic moment together, may thy humble writer answer my ask. ＼(´Ｏ｀)／

(Author's note: I hope you are cool with a headcanon. Also, I nearly found zero gifs for tfa ultra magnus, so this just had to do.)

Warnings: some mentions of the Great War, having an injury or ptsd, you both being busy at your jobs, and some fluff.

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- To be this bot’s partner, you probably knew him before he became a Magnus, or maybe you met somewhere during the Great War, making you also a veteran.

- You both worked hard for Cybertron to finally find peace after the war and rebuild everything that was once destroyed.

-You likely held a position of authority, helping Ultra Magnus lead the Autobots and co-rule your planet.

- This makes you one of the only people he trusts most. Despite his tough exterior, he can be quite caring toward you, his partner.

- If you wanted to retire and rest after the war, he would respect that. Or, if you retired because of an old injury or possible PTSD that made normal life challenging, he would hire some help so things at your shared home wouldn’t be too difficult for you.

- He would also respect your decision if you chose to step down from your previous position and pursue a different career now that the war was over.

- Meaning, if you both worked, you’re probably quite busy, leaving little time for domestic bliss. It depends on your profession. If you worked in the Elite Guard with him, you would see each other more often during breaks.

- You would understand how busy he is since his duty consumes most of his time, so his absence wouldn’t bother you much, especially if you also worked somewhere demanding.

- But whenever you had free time, you’d call him to check on him or maybe deliver some energon meals you prepared.

- You knew his schedule well, so you made sure to visit at the right times to avoid disturbing him when he was busiest.

- Ultra Magnus would appreciate your small gestures and listen if you stopped by to talk about your day.

- Your lifestyle would be balanced, and you knew how to entertain yourself when your partner wasn’t available.

- But sometimes, your spark would yearn more for his presence.

-You both had designated days off when you could relax and spend time together. However, surprises happened, and sometimes, he had to handle work that required his immediate attention.

- You were understanding of his workload, but when it happened too often, you sometimes pulled some strings to ease his workload and make sure he would not spend his day offs working.

-You didn't do anything drastic, of course. You would just give a few calls to some bots you knew, and your partner's work wouldn't be as urgent. You would have the tasks and meetings rescheduled, and say that Ultra Magnus's presence was required elsewhere.

-Having been in a previous position in the war, most Autobots held you in high regard, and thus, having the work postponed was not an issue.

- The sudden rescheduling of meetings and reports that no longer needed his attention wouldn’t go unnoticed. Though Ultra Magnus slightly disapproved, he would admit that he did not prefer to work during the days when he could rest and relax.

- Finally, you get to enjoy your day off together with a good game of chess, some fine oil, classical music, and maybe a few dances at night. With your age, you two enjoyed quiet nights when you did not have to worry about governing a planet, the Elite guard, or other non-trivial matters.