#captain tharion

[bryceandhunt]

The way this sentence sums up half the book:

You can finish that thought in like 10 different ways and it still works. “Not even five minutes later, Tharion—”

Ditched the River Queen

Swore allegiance to the Viper Queen

Took a hit of the Viper Queen venom/drug. Oh no, it’s so addictive forever, what will he do…

Ditched the Viper Queen and her addictive venom

Swore allegiance to the new Fae Queen Bryce

Gets grounded by the Ocean Queen

Pissed off the Ocean Queen AND Bryce by going to Avalon anyway

Gets married

Loses his wife after she got one glimpse of her ex

[bryceandhunt]

Me trying to keep up with Tharion ditching his current situation and swearing loyalty to a new woman every 10 pages in HOFAS

[bryceandhunt]

The viper queen?!? Tharion is the dumbest bitch alive

[bryceandhunt]

“Deep beneath the sea”

This makes me think in Book 3, Bryce and Tharion will end up in Tharion’s city, below the water, investigating the world before the Asteri.

[bryceandhunt]

Nooooo Tharion nooooooo!!!! I trusted you!!! Don’t be this shitty of a person!!!

[bryceandhunt]

Hey, this is Tharion, if you can’t get me, send an otter

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