#captain-booples

[ladder-discourse]

Mr justice do I have your consent to give you some loving head pats because you’re a very kind man

(I'm operating under the assumption that this is about the AU version)

Anyway. While it's polite and excellent of you to ask for consent first, FUN FACT, you definitely must be at a certain level of personal familiarity before head patting is acceptable to any werewolf. It's kind of an intimate gesture! Just at base it'd be like asking to stroke a stranger's hair, plus, until they know that YOU know better, they tend assume you're viewing them as a pet dog or something, which is demeaning.

This is especially tru w/ Apollo; poor guy seems to be trapped under the impression that pretty much everyone in existence is making fun of him at all times.

(Phoenix is the only person who can both 1) get away with petting Edgeworth AT ALL and 2) takes advantage of this almost daily, but even then the two of them don't reach the point of having it be a regularly occurring thing until they're married and in their thirties.)

[iyamifucker]

Hello! Question about your osomatsu-san s/i! What’s their occupation, if any? Does Iyami come around to bother them anyway and do they low-key/high-key appreciate it? Cause I can tell his dramatic ass gonna be wanting their attention all the time

Ahh thank you so much for your interest!!! 💜

Cory works as a teacher in an English Café, which are like... cafés in which people in Japan can go to to chat with people in English (though some offer other language options) and improve their conversational skills!

And yeah, Iyami would come in all the time for a visit, heh! Either to try to score free baked goods, just because he feels lonely when Cory is working (much to the chagrin of their coworkers, who find him particularly annoying and have no idea what they see on him) or because he needs a place to hide when people go after him when one of his scams backfires. In fact, they met for the first time specifically because Iyami decided to hide in there randomly due to being chased by an angry mob!

[eelman69]

Hello just letting you know you have killed me with your Eli holy crap I am down on one knee for him - I for one would love to hug him he looks so lovely thank you OP thank you so much - Captain

Oh wow thank you! Hope to draw more of him in the future

[dailyprisoner]

Luca I hope you know that you deserve to be tucked in every night with a kiss on the forehead, you precious precious pure hearted man. Also, what is your opinion on being called a rat? If you don’t like it, does the affectionate name ‘mouse’ sound any better to you? - Captain

(I don’t really like the “luca rat” debate much, but I’m fond of him being called a mouse, it’s cute!)

[reds-self-ships-archive]

Hey dude quick question, what kinds of flowers do you like? I’m asking for a friend that can’t try and find a way to tell you directly cause he either stutters way too much, thinks you’ll get suspicious and it won’t be a surprise anymore and he gets distracted by you being so drop dead handsome that he forgets what he’s saying and just wants to hold your hand for a while. Asking for that friend.

Oho! Really?

Well, I’d probably say I like sunflowers. They remind me of a certain someone and a certain thing they wear whenever they’re doing their job.

A certain someone who I definitely would call drop-dead handsome and would definitely kiss and hold hands with.

[terabyte-of-gfs]

Have you ever considered having AUs with any of your f/os? If so, what are some of your favourite concepts to think about?

my absolute favorite is the reverse selfship au, the one where i’m the f/o of my f/o :3 other than that i... honestly don’t think about aus much? like... the whole thing of me self inserting into my favorite media & like. being in there & kissing my faves tends to be enough of an AU for me lol

[noctilin]

Your content has seriously cleared my skin and watered my crops for the LONGEST time!!! I’m so glad I found you on here so I can say how much of a positive influence you had on me!!! Thank you so much for making your content, you’re my hero!!!!!

OH THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! it means a lot to me that my work and i could be a positive presence in your life 😭 i hope it continues to bring you joy !!!💕💕

[coxinyoface]

The fact that you’ve discovered ‘The Masked Singer’ gives me boundless joy, but also the urge to gush to you about how genuinely good the series is- (Recommend season 1 rabbit is honestly my favourite)

Note: I love many things but I sure am hypercritical and mocking of them. As you can kinda tell how I regard Pocket Camp.

I have Known about it and loved it ever since S1E1, I just literally never really bothered to check if anyone on tumblr was into it? I assume twitter would be, but…the Rabbit was one of my favorites too, singing-wise and costume-quality-wise, but given the straightjacket and twitchy acting theme, I only assumed it would give a lot of people “yikes ableism much” vibes so I never looked it up on here. That plus Robin Thicke’s vaguely fuckboy vibes were strong enough that Ken Jeong kept mockin him for it, and genuinely without Ken and guest judges (YOOO JEFF WINGER AND MR. CHANG) there I’d probably skip the judging.

If we talk about things I liked, my personal favorite was Peacock, though I didn’t always like his song choices. He just hit the first performance so hard it immediately sold the concept of the show to me. (I can’t find the full performance on Youtube but there’s some stuff…)

I did also love Monster and Rabbit equally singing and costume-wise, and then Lion next… Poodle’s costume wasn’t my favorite and I feel like it hurt her chances, but I did love her singing, same with Bee. This time around, I hope some of the bodies of the costumes are as satisfying? I love Ice Cream, Leopard, and Rose’s elaborate costumes especially and am looking forward to more that resembles first season’s range of ridiculous over-the-top styles.

…Idk, mainly I wish I could make a compilation of how over-the-top some of the hint ~special effects~ and background dancers were? I hate cringe humor but I crylaughed at some of the background performances. The Pineapple’s background dancers give me so much life. The guy pushing the swing for Poodle. The special effects for the Raven’s life story that made it so hard to watch when it was so sincere and serious. There’s like. So many levels to see here in or out of context tbh.

...It's also lowkey hilarious seeing Reddit figure out who everyone is with basically the first set of clues.