#captainholt

[lovelikesleeptothefreezing]

RIP Andre Braugher, we will miss you dearly

[ferretfeet01]

[itsarttome]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Best !!

Wow, this show is cram-packed with classic one-liners! Read on to see some of my faves. 

“Sexy train is leaving the station, check out this caboose!”

“We shwayed the fung out of this place!” 

“NO it’s not ok, Babylon hath fallen!” 

“If I was a unicorn, I’d never be angry…” 

“Name of your sex tape!” (used like ‘that’s what she said’)

“Oh wait let me check… <googles it> Uhmmm it just says no one likes you.”

“Don’t be rude, prude!” 

“You’re a stone cold atrocity.” 

“Ding the elevator door is closed no one can hear you.” (while closing hands over ears) 

“Can you please stop, it’s like working inside a beaver dam!” (to someone who chews on pencils) 

“Yes, babies are adorable. They’re like we are, but so much smaller.” 

“Everytime someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better and more interesting place, so thank you.”

[this-will-be-what-kills-me]

Honestly when Holt says “you’re not cheddar you’re just some common bitch” it fills me with joy every. single. time.

[jakeperalta81]

Look at me and my dads

[wetpizza]

So Andy has been asking for years to film an episode of B99 where Jake is locked in a supply closet and can't get out and I homestly want to see it lmaooo

[brooklyn99portugal]

🎶 taran tan tan ran 🎶 _____ 🇺🇸 Welcome to the first and main account about #Brooklyn99 in Portugal! 🇵🇹 Bem-vindo a primeira e principal conta sobre #BrooklynNineNine em Portugal! 

[valkyriorz]

Can season 7 of B99 come any faster???

Please?

For my sanity.