My #Fiat500L kicked my ass last night..My own car legit said run up get done up and drug me down the street for all to see. 😀 This is a friendly reminder to put your parking break on, especially if you’re rushing and flustered. 😀 You may or may not push the gear fully on up to park and end up chasing your own damn car down a street with an incline...😀 and during your struggles, hanging 1/2 way out the car being drug on the ground desperately trying to press the break pedal with your fresh nail set, because you can’t reach the parking break, you will accidentally press the gas...HARD 😃 you will get thrown to the ground and break into a vicious tumble.😃 With your ripped brand new sparkle shoes, you will limp/run to your death wagon only to be knocked down again by the swinging door 🤩Finally, you will get punched and gut checked again before getting it in control. 😀 it was a brutal attack to my face, my shoulder was scraped and bleeding, big welts and bruises on both shins, scraped knees. And worst of all...my brand new $20 rhinestone shoes have a hole. It’s the real tragedy here. 😓 but while I walked away alive, physically bruised, ego bruised, not requiring medical attention, i now find it hilarious and can’t shut up about it as I wobble around in pain. Ending the year with a bang..to the face 👊🏼🚙 *my kids weren’t in the car, no persons or animals were harmed, I didn’t hit any parked cars or even a trash can. Just myself. Please be careful out there. Cars are metal demons. Remember you’re the boss. 🤠 #PleaseLaughAtMeWithMe #carfight #FixItAgainTerry #happynewyeartome (at La Canada Flintridge, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6pG4wanTtY/?igshid=wtaqk75c04gp
