#knightshade

[notmaplemable]

Live Here Now

Jaune: *chilling out at his house*

Blake: *Walks in*

Jaune: ...Can I help you?

Blake: I live here now.

Jaune: What makes you think I'm just going to let you, some random cat girl, live in my house?

Blake: Because i want to.

Jaune: ...

Blake: Do you want to look at my ass?

[reashot]

Jaune The Lunk Thick As A Castle Wall

Weiss: I don't get it. Jaune is built like a wet noodle. What is the part about him that is "thick" in any way?

Ruby:

Well...

*looks down and starts blushing*

Yang: Uhmm...

*remembering that she did it with him once almost died and start to blush*

Blake: Ehhh...

*never did it with him but heard of the legend. But she's curious about it and may want to partake if Yang is offering to join*

Weiss: ... 💡

Oh my gods...

Meanwhile

Jaune:

You know. I'm rather fond of that knight show on HBO.

[rwac96]

Rwby, Stungknight

mama arc meets yang and blake, and starts asking which of them would be doing the baby carrying, and she might think that her son degenerate for having two girlfriends.

Mama Arc: *exhales, hands placed together* "So, which of you will be carrying my grandchild?"

Blake: *eyes widened, blushes* "What?!"

Jaune: *blushes* "MOM!"

Yang: *shrugs, nonchalant* "Well, KitKat and I are still deciding."

Blake: *turns to the Brawler* "YANG!"

Jaune: *turns to the Busty Blonde* "Not helping!"

Mama Arc: "Jaune, when you came over, I wasn't expecting this. You with two girlfriends...it's debacherous."

Yang: *grins* "You should see how debacherous Lover Boy can be when he's eating Blake's--MHMPH!"

Blake: *covering her girlfriend's mouth* "Yang! Seriously, you're making it worse!"

[brunossan]

Short Knightshade: I am fine

Jaune: I am fine.

Blake: No you are not.

Jaune: But i said i am.

Blake: Your eyes say otherwise.

Jaune: I. Am. Fine.

*Blake hugs Jaune. Jaune dont even try to move at first. Then he trembles and hugs her back. Blake sighs, caressing his head*

Blake: See? I told you.

Jaune: Fine, im not fine. Satisfied?

Blake: Not really. You dont need to hide when you are feeling sad or in pain from me, ok? I will not see you as weak.

Jaune: ... You wont?

Blake: I promise.

Jaune: Then... Let me just... Stay here for a while more...

Blake: Any time you need.

*Jaune just stayed in Blake arms, quietly letting the tears run on his face as she caressed his face. Jaune had a very bad day. He saw too much suffering, he and his friends got Hurt. But he was standing firm and strong, as he needed to be.*

*But in Blake arms, he didnt needed to be strong. He could show that he was also hurting. That he also had the right to show that he was not fine.*

*But with her...*

*He was fine.*

Art by: exvnir

[epic-arc]

''My girlfriends are faunus''

Jaune: Dude i'm about to crack Yang! This shits gonna be siick!!!

Jaune was being dragged into the room by crocodile!yang, who then closed the door. Immediately afterward, screams and moans could be heard coming from the room, and after a few hours, Jaune emerged from the room covered in bite marks and with his clothes torn. Jaune: D-Dude t-that shit w-was siick!~ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jaune was reading comic books when Weiss approached him and nudged his arm to get his attention. He would look at Weiss and see the same blush as she held a small piece of paper.

Fox!Weiss: Jaune Arc, I came here to make you a business offer that you can't refuse! Jaune: Hmm what is it?

Fox!Weiss: If you promise to cuddle with me and the girl e-every night, I'll give you an u-unlimited t-tailjob coupon!!

Jaune listened to Weiss's proposal and would have accepted, but then he looked at her confused.

Jaune: Its a nice deal but...What is a tailjob?

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It would be 3 AM and Jaune would be sleeping peacefully until he felt something heavy on his chest. He would wake up and only see Blake staring at him and notice her holding a chocolate bar in her mouth.

Jaune: ...You were writing fanfiction until now and then you went to the vending machine and got a chocolate bar so I wouldn't yell at you for staying up so late...

Blake:...Yeah...

Jaune sighed and hugged Blake, then went back to sleep. Blake tried to pull away from the embrace but couldn't resist the comfort and ended up falling asleep with him in his arms.

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Ruby would be sitting on the bed cleaning Crescent Rose and imagining various cool scenarios of her destroying Grimms. She would have a silly smile on her face.

Wolf!Ruby: Hehehe I'm the toughest one on the team, hehe.

Jaune, who arrived in the room with a basket of clothes, overheard what Ruby had said and chuckled softly as he began putting the clothes in the closets. However, he approached Ruby and whispered in her ear, "Good girl~" The moment Ruby heard that, she blushed intensely and hid her face with her tail.

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[leorobotsworld]

Jaune vs Your Ship

y//s: oh man, i just miss them so much

Jaune: it's like you told me, plenty of fish in the sea

y//s: Yeah, you're right

y//s: *looks fondly at Jaune*

Jaune: No no, not me. You had your chance.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Video review channel) Wow... So this is your room, huh? You do your videos here, too, right? It's exactly like your video set-up! Oh, look; it's your Bon Clay figure that you've had in your background since your first video~!

Blake: (Beauty channel) I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

Jaune: Oh, sorry... I'm just... so excited! Like, you're a freaking legend compared to me!

Jaune: Oh! Is this your camera?! Oh, this is like a dream come true for me~!

Blake: Do you wanna have sex?

Jaune: ...Huh? D-Do I... Um...

Jaune: Look, I'm flattered, and I do really like you, and I really want to, but you don't really think I-

Blake: (Takes his hand) Jaune... You're a man who watches and reviews shitty blockbuster films from the current era on the internet.

Blake: I'm the one who's honored to be with the sexiest man online~.

Jaune: (Tears up, Sniffles) Y- You really think so...?

5 secs later, they totally banged.

[seshirukun]

Hot springs Knightshade

For Inferno Nomad~