#caronapocalypse

[progressivejudaism]

Please remember your masks and to socially distance this weekend! Especially to my American friends, we can lessen the death rates together.

The Talmud teaches that to save a life, it is as if we save the entire world. Let’s prioritize life.

[mai-knives-are-sharp]

[sedusa-darkness]

Truth 

[mr-walkingrainbow]

You ever think youve hit your lowest, hit your maximum, feel as if your soul is tortured and Your brain is fried and theirs no good left in the world? But then, you manage to go even lower? And their, right their and then, you realize you actually have some true friends who are truly special to you?

yeah. Hit me hard too.

except this time I was so damn Happy.

happy thanksgiving everyone! Be thankful for your friends, cause I would not be where I am if it wasn't for them. ❤️

[shygirlwriting]

Remember that you have to allow yourself to be sad, cry for hours, read that book again for nostalgia, listen to that song on repeat for five hours, watch that tv-show for the 100th time, masturbate, watch porn, daydream about a relationship with your crush, plan a 7 part book. Do anything that gets you through the day even if it's not productive. It's not a competition. It's a global pendemic for fuck's sake.

[ajiantbug]

I don't give a shit if it's just an article about finance! Put that word away before you get us all fucking killed!!

[balkenbunny]

So Michigan's floods are the next level of this batshit crazy year?

[well-i-guess-this-is-my-life-now]

So because I'm such a foodie I thought I'd try out this new recipe that's super popular in the United States right now. This is my recipe for the Trump Quarentini.

So get out your cocktail glass and put two shots of pure 100 percent Bleach, I used plain bleach but you can certainly use flavored ones. Next spritz a bit of Lemon scented Lysol on top, make sure it gets that "just cleaned my bathroom" feel. Once you're down with that drop in one or two or three tide pods.

It can be shaken or stirred!

Enjoy!

Cheers

This is a joke just in case you guys arent aware....

Please just listen to the scientists and stay healthy!