#cassian mclain

[incorrectkaye]

eikko: so i can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.

cassian: eikko no, that's not how you make cookies.

eikko: FLOOR IT???

cassian: EIKKO NO.

eikko: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND.

cassian: EIKKO YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.

eikko: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.

cassian: E I K K O!

*enter kiggy to a pile of ashes where the house once was*

ziggy: it wasn't me.

kora:

ziggy: this time.

[incorrectnim]

cassian: who the hECK stOLe my bIScuIt?!

ziggy: can you stop yelling?

cassian, quieter this time: who the heck stole my biscuit??

[incorrectlk]

cass: we’re going to die.

ziggy: god, i hope so.

[incorrectsnow-blog]

Ant: I tried to talk to Cassian and be his friend

Ant: but that's like trying to be friends with an evil snail

[incorrectkaye]

veronica: hELP I'M DROWNING.

cassian: relax. we're only in five feet of water.

veronica: nOT ALL PEOPLE ARE TALL.

[incorrectkaye]

post-rule breaking (of rule #47: ziggy, do not steal and play with the flamethrowers from the weaponry).

ziggy: rules were made to be broken.

kora: they were made to be followed. nothing is made to be broken.

veronica: uh, piñatas?

eikko: glow sticks.

amira: karate boards.

cassian: spaghetti when you have a small pot.

ziggy: rules.

[incorrectkaye]

ziggy: it's so hard to find such a strong, beautiful, compassionate, and intelligent friend.

kora: awww.

cassian: *heart eyes*

eikko: zig, wow, you're being so nice -

ziggy: so my advice to y'all is, don't lose me.

eikko: aND SHE'S BACK.

[incorrectkaye]

bellamy blake: who are you?

cassian mclain: i'm you but gayer.