*:•✧ rory

meet my many ocs, their friends & the stupid shit they would probably say. current focus — PANEM RPG. this blog looks better on mobile tumblr.

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calliope: don’t break people’s hearts, they only have one of them.

theo: yeah, break their bones, they’ve got 206 of those.

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talise: hey, what’s the time?

theo: i don’t know, pass me that recorder

theo: *plays recorder loudly*

kalia: who the fUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM????

theo: tal, it’s 2am.

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azure: you know, i’ve been thinking...

theo: that would explain the beads of sweat

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Sam: Can you two stop fighting? The whole neighbourhood can hear you.

Arch: We’re not fighting, we’re having a creative discussion!

Theo: We are too fighting!

Arch: Creative discussion.

Theo: Fight!

Arch: Discussion!

Sam: I can’t believe you two are having a fight about whether or not you’re in a fight.

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Eva: Audra, where are you going?

Audra: Well, that depends, Eva. When I die, probably hell; but right now I’m going to the bathroom.

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Eva: Hold your horses, B. Hold them tight. Cherish them.

Buffy: What?

Eva: I don’t know. I haven’t eaten today.

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Xio: If I run and leap at Eva, they will almost certainly catch me in their arms.

Xio: COMING IN! [runs at Eva]

Eva: NO! I’M HOLDING COFFEE!

Eva: [drops cup of coffee on the floor and catches Xiomara]

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Klio: I’m going to die!

Eva: Think positive, Klio!

Klio: I’m going to die quickly!

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Sera: I am so responsible.

Eva: You literally set the kitchen on fire.

Sera: Yes, but I take responsibility for that.

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[police sirens in the distance]

eva, who has never done anything wrong in her life: they’re coming for me.

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Audra: *maniacal laughter*

Eva: I consider myself a good person…. but I’m gonna try to make her cry.

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eikko: imagine if someone handed you a box full of all items you have lost throughout your life.

cassian: it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

ziggy: oh wow, my childhood happiness! thank you for finding this.

kora: my will to live! i haven't seen this for like a century.

kaiden: i knew i lost that potential somewhere.

amira: mental stability, my old friend.

veronica: my innocence, what a surprise.

eikko: guys, could you lighten up a little?

atticus: *signing* sorry. wow! my tongue's in here!

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Rosie: So what's family dinner at the Carnelian house like?

Ant: Well... I kick Grayson more than I eat my actual food, Jacob often falls asleep into his dessert and once Alaska actually threw up from watching Lexus and her father flirt.

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alaska: i am alaska carnelian and i am in charge of this place. how do i make you understand... i am like superman. and the people who work here are like citizens of gotham city -

jacob: that's batman.

alaska: okay, i'm aquaman. where does he live?

ant: the ocean...

alaska: i work with a bunch of nerds.

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kora: so we go in, do the deed, and get it out. it'll be easier that way.

rosie: *breathes*

kora, eikko, kaiden, cass, & vik: aBORT MISSION SHE JUST DESERVES CAKE AND HAPPINESS

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Lexus: [seeing a rebel] I’m going to poke it with a stick.

Ant: No, why would you do that!

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Ant: I tried to talk to Cassian and be his friend

Ant: but that's like trying to be friends with an evil snail