#cat!dick

[shroudedmoon]

great, now i have a file on my computer named 'catdick'

damian, tim, bruce, steph, jason

[homochihuahua]

[comatose--overdose]

Ok but what if, after Jason turns back human, something else happens and all the OTHER bats get turned into cats? I feel like Tim would try for some vengeance, and Bruce would just be trying to pick up all his kittens to varying degrees of success (probably a lot of success actually, I feel like he’d be a big kitty)

haHA 😂 if y'all only knew what @natasharomanovofficial and I have been tossing back and forth for 2 months. I already picked out what everyone would look like and now there's like three aus, one where there's magic shenanigans and the batfam and Arrowfam kids ( in this au that’s Roy, Connor, Mia, Emiko (I know she’s Ollie’s sister but she’s young enough to be his kid, so she’s kinda treated as both), and Artemis Crock) all get turned into cats and chaos ensues, one where everyone is just Cat shifters, it's normal, everyone does it (kryptonians are dogs, half kryptonians are foxes, and Starfire is a badass terrifying alien tiger looking thing. The speedsters are cheetahs), and then the cat!Jason au you already know where first Jason and then Roy get turned into cats. I am very open to adding "everyone but Roy and Jason get turned into cats and now they have to deal with it" with an added bonus that they all know firsthand that Jason was full of shit the whole time.

Unfortunately for Timmy tambourine boy, he's a hairless cat, a peterbald, so he's so busy trying to stay clean and warm that he doesn't get to really take an active role in his revenge.... But having to take proper care of a hairless cat is punishment enough in Jason's book, Jesus Christ the GUNK on this fucking goblin. Jay is also forced to be seen in public carrying around a goblin in his hoodie because Tim refused to wear the little sweater Jason got for him online so now here they both are, in the pet store, trying to pick out clothes for THE ugliest little miserable creature Jason has ever seen in his life where everyone can see him and think that it's his cat. That he chose the little bastard. He feels like his reputation is never going to recover from this

As for Bruce, his instincts go absolutely haywire trying to look after all of his kids. He definitely does pick every one of them up by the scruff, though Dick tears him a new one for it. It doesn’t stop him though because he’s stubborn. he just really wants to make sure his kids are clean and nearby, is that really so bad? He also lays on Jason all day and REFUSES to move. Jay wouldn’t allow cuddles as a cat and Now Bruce isn’t giving him the choice XD

[More Cat!Jason here]

[abrasate-enel-riesgo]

Some time ago I saw an image of two cats, one of the cats chewed on the other's ear and the cat was like "I do not care... but go on "  So I thought of Jaydick.

disculpame mundo, yo solo quería practicar... 

[holynerdchaos]

Estaba aburrida y pues...nose que pasó, pero terminé con un Dick con orejitas~

[dickgrayson-speaks]

I see mixed signals. You want to find the anon who turned you into a cat yet you like being a cat? Does that mean you want to be a hybrid cat human?

I'll admit being a cat has it's perks, but I'd rather be human again. I can't protect my city, friends, or family like this. Being a hybrid sounds interesting but it's already difficult enough to hide my secret identity and I don't think the people I work with at the precinct would take me very seriously. So yeah, while this has been fun I want to be human again

[dickgrayson-speaks]

I think this cat needs to be declawed.

Come off anon and try *hisses and growls*

[dickgrayson-speaks]

Time to become a cat lol

Yes it is, why did you do this to me?