#cat eggs

[glitchcats]

[rachelthenerdygirk]

I had a dream where cats layed eggs that looked and felt exactly like cooked cauliflower

Like even the inside was just cooked cauliflower

[jinx-you-lose]

Stuff I made a ?while¿ ago idk how far back

[balkanbruiser]

I think I need to go to bed cause I just thought "what if the cat laid eggs under my bed"

[great-cats-be-funny-blog]

Some funny macros of cat shaped eggs. Including one that makes fun of the egg-brain ads from 80′s

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[themindcircle]

Enjoy a Feline Inspired Feast with the Cat Egg Mould What breakfast can’t be made better with the addition of a cute face on your plate? Well that’s exactly what you can do thanks to the guys over at Egg Addition, who have created an amazing Cat Egg Mould. 

[wunderbrot]

Lemme tell you about Sand Wasps.

These fellas dig little nests and lay their eggs in them.They sometimes form aggregate communal nests, when several females decide to dig their nests together.

Then, they go out and sting the shit out of other insects, dragging their paralyzed bodies back to the nest to fill with fresh prey. It's like stuffing your cat's Christmas stocking with live, paralyzed mice.

Except your cat hasn't been born yet. It's still a cat egg. Plus there are like scavengers that have been lurking around your communal wasp house looking in from the windows and those mice are looking pretty tasty. So the sneaky scavenging weasels try to sneak in to feed on the mice. Also these weasels are flies. I'm jumping back to the real world now.

The flies or other scavengers sneak in to try to feed on the mountains of other paralyzed prey because hey, free grub (heh). And then, out of the shadows, they get stung by wasp-mom and added to the food pile.

Sand wasps are some of the only creatures on Earth that will prey on their own cleptoparasites-- animals that try to steal their prey. Their aggregate nests' food piles will invite more and more scavenging parasites, which they will simply in turn convert to more food.

Unlike many (but not all) other wasps, they themselves will use the paralyzed insects as sustenance in adult form, not just as food for their young. Like in the picture above, they'll grab a fly and crack it open with their jaws to drink some cool, refreshing haemolymph.